Allright....I want to get somethings in the open before you hear them in the media.
I was one of the many "johns" caught up in this damn sting.
You see, during my years of travels overseas, I have seen/done everything imaginable. During my long stay in Manila, I developed a fetish for filipina midgets that smoke weed. Yes I know, it's not that uncommon, but I, as a role model to millions, feel I should speak to my fans before anything gets misinterpreted in the media. I, along with many of my fellow wrestlers (I'm not going to air them out canseco style) used to hit HP lookin' for ladies after every show at the Cow Palace. It had been a while since I had been to Manila, and I havent seen any filipina midgets in nearly 7 years here in he states. Sure they'e some hindu ones, white ones, mexican ones, but nothing compares to a filipina midget with a banana leaf spliff hangin' out of her mouth as she straddles you like the quarter ride in front of Rite-Aid.
Anywhoo....I was in the Bay Area on some business, and decided to cruise thru HP for old time sake. The rest my friends,(that is if I can still call you that) is history.
Jerry Brown is an old friend of mine (we used to run trains on Feinstein) so thankfully, I was able to bail out rather quietly.
Again, I apologize to all of you fans whom I may have disappointed in my moment of weakness.....DAMN YOU LOINS TO HELL!! Why can I not exstinguish temptation's everburning flame??
I want one more, just one more!! I promise i'll quit, it's EASY....you'll see.
