Avoiding Police
- Thread starter Defy
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bruh im not with that hat backward or take yo hat off shit
how many times since that shit started i been in a car and all of a sudden everybody either tryna turn they hat forward or take they hat off
like the police dont see a gang of people fuckin with they hats
if they finna blurp you its gon happen backwards hat, hat on hat off or not
Like what you gon do take the sticker off your starter cap
Tuck in the chain
Although one time we did get stopped and the cop was like "what you expect rollin on chrome like that" lmao
how many times since that shit started i been in a car and all of a sudden everybody either tryna turn they hat forward or take they hat off
like the police dont see a gang of people fuckin with they hats
if they finna blurp you its gon happen backwards hat, hat on hat off or not
Like what you gon do take the sticker off your starter cap
Tuck in the chain
Although one time we did get stopped and the cop was like "what you expect rollin on chrome like that" lmao
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77) having that bumper sticker
used to get me stopped constantly. in hind site that was just asking for it. The sticker looked hella legit til you got close enough to actually read it.
77) having that bumper sticker
used to get me stopped constantly. in hind site that was just asking for it. The sticker looked hella legit til you got close enough to actually read it.
LOL I HAD THE OPPOSITE HAPPEN TO ME...
I GOT PULLED OVER FOR SPEEDING AND COP IS ALREADY PISSED BECAUSE I GUESS HE WAS BEHIND ME FOR LIKE A MILE BEFORE I NOTICED... HE'S ALREADY TALKIN HELLA SHIT AND WRITING A TICKET OUT
HE CHECKS ALL OUR ID'S, CHECKS MINE AND MY 2 HOMIES' (BLACK) ID'S. THEN HE LOOKS AT MY BOY (WHITE/MEXICAN BUT LOOKS STRAIGHT WHITE) HE'S LIKE "I DONT HAVE ONE". COP ASKS HIS NAME AND THIS FOOLS NAME IS FUCKIN FRANCISCO MENDOZA, AND COP IS LIKE "ARE YOU MEXICAN?" HES LIKE YEA.
NEXT THING WE KNOW THE COP JUST SAYS "YOU GUYS SURE YOU DONT HAVE ANY DRUGS, GUNS, HAND GRENADES, BAZOOKAS OR OSAMA BIN LADENS IN THERE?" IM LIKE "NO". THEN COP SAYS "OK HAVE A NICE DAY" CRUMPLES UP THE TICKET AND DIDNT EVEN GIVE US A WARNING, JUST LETS US DIP OUT. THAT WAS SOME WIERD ASS SHIT BUT I WAS COOL WITH IT LOL
I GOT PULLED OVER FOR SPEEDING AND COP IS ALREADY PISSED BECAUSE I GUESS HE WAS BEHIND ME FOR LIKE A MILE BEFORE I NOTICED... HE'S ALREADY TALKIN HELLA SHIT AND WRITING A TICKET OUT
HE CHECKS ALL OUR ID'S, CHECKS MINE AND MY 2 HOMIES' (BLACK) ID'S. THEN HE LOOKS AT MY BOY (WHITE/MEXICAN BUT LOOKS STRAIGHT WHITE) HE'S LIKE "I DONT HAVE ONE". COP ASKS HIS NAME AND THIS FOOLS NAME IS FUCKIN FRANCISCO MENDOZA, AND COP IS LIKE "ARE YOU MEXICAN?" HES LIKE YEA.
NEXT THING WE KNOW THE COP JUST SAYS "YOU GUYS SURE YOU DONT HAVE ANY DRUGS, GUNS, HAND GRENADES, BAZOOKAS OR OSAMA BIN LADENS IN THERE?" IM LIKE "NO". THEN COP SAYS "OK HAVE A NICE DAY" CRUMPLES UP THE TICKET AND DIDNT EVEN GIVE US A WARNING, JUST LETS US DIP OUT. THAT WAS SOME WIERD ASS SHIT BUT I WAS COOL WITH IT LOL
I got pulled over on 880 because the drunk bitch in the back seat yelled at a CHP cop when he was writing somebody a ticket as we drove by. Right when I got on the freeway, another cop comes hauling ass and pulls me over for going 74 MPH (I wasn't even on the freeway yet, driving a 4-banger that was my chicks...and I was only up to 63 when he put his lights on). To top it off, when he got to my window the drunk bitch in the passenger seat said "I'm soooo sorry for my friend, officer..we are all REALLY drunk". So what do they do? Pull me out of the fuckin' car to test my sobriety. Stupid fuckin' bitches...
I got pulled over on suspicion of making death threats to the girlfriend I didn't have because I apparently looked like the Mexican cat who was actually doing it. Actually, I didn't even get pulled over...the cop followed me to the store and then approached me as I was walking up to open the doors to the shop. When he realized I looked nothing like the suspect, he said I was playing my music too loud (even though I wasn't in my car when he drove up to me and I had a booty stock system).
I got pulled over on suspicion of selling methamphetamine because I was driving home from a bitches house at 1 AM.
I got pulled over for the meth reason again, only that time it was early evening and I had some non-pale friends in the car with me.
Got laid out in Hayward in front of my boy's house with Peter Parker and DJ Abbico (taking a break from a recording session) because the cops thought we were out shooting at another car (because the suspect car and victim car matched the description of my boys car an his neighbors van (black car, white van...great detailed description). Why on earth would two cars shoot at each other, then go home (being neighbors) and act like nothing happened? lol. Nothing like having 8 pissed off Hayward cops pointing guns at you.
Too many encounters with cops for BS reasons throughout the years. So yea, now when I see those berry lights I trip a little bit, and when they pass me it's RELIEF. I ran into a really good friend of mine in downtown San Jose...uniformed up standing next to his partner on 1st Street (Last time I had seen him, he wasn't a cop). I walked up and jokingly said "Heeeeeeyyy, you're rollin' with the wrong side, breh?" and laughed. His partner put his hand on his gun and looked PISSED! Showed my boy some love, gave his partner a little mean mug, and went about my night.
I got pulled over on suspicion of making death threats to the girlfriend I didn't have because I apparently looked like the Mexican cat who was actually doing it. Actually, I didn't even get pulled over...the cop followed me to the store and then approached me as I was walking up to open the doors to the shop. When he realized I looked nothing like the suspect, he said I was playing my music too loud (even though I wasn't in my car when he drove up to me and I had a booty stock system).
I got pulled over on suspicion of selling methamphetamine because I was driving home from a bitches house at 1 AM.
I got pulled over for the meth reason again, only that time it was early evening and I had some non-pale friends in the car with me.
Got laid out in Hayward in front of my boy's house with Peter Parker and DJ Abbico (taking a break from a recording session) because the cops thought we were out shooting at another car (because the suspect car and victim car matched the description of my boys car an his neighbors van (black car, white van...great detailed description). Why on earth would two cars shoot at each other, then go home (being neighbors) and act like nothing happened? lol. Nothing like having 8 pissed off Hayward cops pointing guns at you.
Too many encounters with cops for BS reasons throughout the years. So yea, now when I see those berry lights I trip a little bit, and when they pass me it's RELIEF. I ran into a really good friend of mine in downtown San Jose...uniformed up standing next to his partner on 1st Street (Last time I had seen him, he wasn't a cop). I walked up and jokingly said "Heeeeeeyyy, you're rollin' with the wrong side, breh?" and laughed. His partner put his hand on his gun and looked PISSED! Showed my boy some love, gave his partner a little mean mug, and went about my night.