Avoiding Police
- Thread starter Defy
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Whenever the cops are on your tail...make sure you pretend that you don't see them and then also say to yourself: "How would a white guy be acting right now?" Then act like that. Make sure your hands are at 10 and 2 and make sure you lights are all working properly. Then you'll be safe....also traffic cops are the lowest form of police officer. A cop told me that.
just last week, i was blazing a blunt on the freeway, had it down to just the roach and was hitting that shit hella tough in the open hella obvious, hella smoky in the car, when flashing lights hit from behind and i hear a siren, and see the highway patrol in the rear view RIGHT BEHIND ME, dudes looking at me and looks annoyed and my fuckin heart stopped. i saw my speedometer and i was doing 70 and my world came crashing down, i change lanes and start to pull over and he smashes past me hella aggressively going at least 90, pulls over some unlucky asshole speeding in a bmw that was at least 10 car lengths in front of me. i did 1 mile under the speed limit the whole rest of the way home, lol
shit that sucks tho, I got pulled over twice while my son was in the car. first time I was arrested on a warrant, worst fucking feeling of my life...he's almost 7 now but he was like 3 then and still remembers it.....he reminded me the other day "remember when we got pulled over?" my heart sank again and I'm like "yeah" 
The funniest shit is when a cop gets behind you...and of course you start trippin...Heart pounding....Adrenaline rushing through your legs.....thinkin bout how can i duck this pussy?? ...Then you think for a minute and realize, WAIT!?!? I'm sober as fuck and riding clean today! lmao Cops got you all shitted!
follow your states traffic laws and have your car and l's up to standard
outside of that stfu and politely take whatever bullshit violation you get if pulled over, because if youre really riding dirty, thats a much better decision than years in jail
no one likes an obvious liar...no one...its not just cops
its like you sayin you aint got no weed, and i go in my house, come back outside and i go to your car and smokes coming out the fucking window...your eyes are hella glassy, 3 blunt roaches in the ash tray, one still smoking, and you say while looking down, you have not been smoking
wouldnt you just wanna slap someone for lying that obvious to you?
who respects a lying ass bitch
i am no way telling you to tell the cop about the 125 grams of heroin hidden within your upholstery's headrests for no reason, im just saying if its some stupid shit, you switched lanes illegally, speeding, etc etc, and youre riding dirty, think about the consequences of what may be coming out of your mouth to a person who could possibly be holding your freedom in its hands..
when cops give me tickets im chucky cheesed up...nice as can be and ill help them go about their day as well as possible...shit i aint mr kill the police, im not out there tryna make they life harder or nothin whatever i do is my business and i protect that by making sure cops never even get that far. and with that said...youd have to take my car to some sort of auto specialist to get half of my shit even in plain view...
but really some of yall need to be dumb because youre like, free food......if a police was a shark and dumb traffic niggas were slow fish, the smart fish are already gonna be away from the slow dumb niggas cuz they know whats gonna happen eventually...you dont even gotta be sober, just follow the fuckin traffic laws.
i had a cop lie to me about my brake lights being out and i was so nice to the motherfucker he let me go because im sure he eventually realized he was being a dick to someone who was not giving him the same vibes.
customer service man...how can i help the cop get back in his car and back on the road so he can fight some crime and make that hourly wage that feeds him and his children.
at the end of the day it really boils down to how tight you run your operation. i mean your decision to smoke weed in the car on your road trip could be the defining factor in your dumbass getting locked up for years tryna be rich the factor.
but this got more into a dboy/trafficker talk than just a regular traffic thing..but he were all big dope dealers and multiple body bag sealers right? nah but something everyone should think of if they got shit in the car they want cops to stay away from.
outside of that stfu and politely take whatever bullshit violation you get if pulled over, because if youre really riding dirty, thats a much better decision than years in jail
no one likes an obvious liar...no one...its not just cops
its like you sayin you aint got no weed, and i go in my house, come back outside and i go to your car and smokes coming out the fucking window...your eyes are hella glassy, 3 blunt roaches in the ash tray, one still smoking, and you say while looking down, you have not been smoking
wouldnt you just wanna slap someone for lying that obvious to you?
who respects a lying ass bitch
i am no way telling you to tell the cop about the 125 grams of heroin hidden within your upholstery's headrests for no reason, im just saying if its some stupid shit, you switched lanes illegally, speeding, etc etc, and youre riding dirty, think about the consequences of what may be coming out of your mouth to a person who could possibly be holding your freedom in its hands..
when cops give me tickets im chucky cheesed up...nice as can be and ill help them go about their day as well as possible...shit i aint mr kill the police, im not out there tryna make they life harder or nothin whatever i do is my business and i protect that by making sure cops never even get that far. and with that said...youd have to take my car to some sort of auto specialist to get half of my shit even in plain view...
but really some of yall need to be dumb because youre like, free food......if a police was a shark and dumb traffic niggas were slow fish, the smart fish are already gonna be away from the slow dumb niggas cuz they know whats gonna happen eventually...you dont even gotta be sober, just follow the fuckin traffic laws.
i had a cop lie to me about my brake lights being out and i was so nice to the motherfucker he let me go because im sure he eventually realized he was being a dick to someone who was not giving him the same vibes.
customer service man...how can i help the cop get back in his car and back on the road so he can fight some crime and make that hourly wage that feeds him and his children.
at the end of the day it really boils down to how tight you run your operation. i mean your decision to smoke weed in the car on your road trip could be the defining factor in your dumbass getting locked up for years tryna be rich the factor.
but this got more into a dboy/trafficker talk than just a regular traffic thing..but he were all big dope dealers and multiple body bag sealers right? nah but something everyone should think of if they got shit in the car they want cops to stay away from.
i think most cops respect a courtesy 'turn it down nigga im the police' and then when theyre gone turn your slap back up
its when youre in complete defiance of the 'turn it down for a second' law that makes a cop think either you aint in your right mind or you just stupid as fuck and need a ticket on GP
its when youre in complete defiance of the 'turn it down for a second' law that makes a cop think either you aint in your right mind or you just stupid as fuck and need a ticket on GP
yeah i always turn my shit down but i did get a ticket in the arden fair parkn lot for slappin...i turn the corner in the parken structure slappin zestways n theres a cop rite there posten...of course i got a ticket...tried to talk my way out of it by sayin i study criminal justice at csus but it aint work
Fuck I managed to avoid the cops for a long ass time with expired tags from 0 fuckin 9, was even pulled over twice but let go with warnings. Had the tags paid for but couldn't pass smog. Had to pull a million evasive moves and plan the fuck out of my routes. Ended up getting a new ride and made sure everything was legit from the DMV from the get. Life of a procrastinator.