Anybody wanna buy a shitty old lifted jeep

[Chree]

lol so ur trynna sell a POS to a unlucky siccness member for 1500?

give me 500 and ill take it off ur hands

 

[Portuguese Godfather]

its not that bad.... you put a lil money into it and itd be great for doing some crazy shit like offroading

 

[mrtonguetwista]

No interior photos?

 

[NiNe2FiVe]

.... and the thing is a peace of shit.... i just want it gone

damn i really want it now

 

[siccness-user]

ima Coyote and i might be needing something like this,

im having some discounts for fathers day, so i might need an extra vehicle

 

[jr916]

i wouldnt be caught doin a drive-by in that shit

 

[D'struction]

i'm alright dogg.... I'll take the stereo though


EDIT: and the liscense plates

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

lol portugesse godfather gotta be the worst salesman of all time


"who wants to buy my shitty old jeep" lol wtf...


if u actually quit being shady and tell us whats really wrong with it, then people might buy it. the exterior looks nice, but whats wrong with the interior and everything else...


tell us why its so "shitty", mr. salesman...

 

[Portuguese Godfather]

nothing wrong with the interior except normal wear and tear...

brakes were just replaced... it has a rebuilt engine with around 35k miles on it... other then that I have no idea if anything is wrong with it... my dad said something about the U-joints probably needing to be replaced.... but thats it

 

[Arson]

Ill give you 500 for it.

 

[NiNe2FiVe]

Portugeez people are useless salesmen unless it has to do with fish

 

[NiNe2FiVe]

don't forget about dessert wine!!

yeah fishing and selling shit wine, nice contribution to history

 

[MRTHECOSE]

I dated this Portuguese girl for a minute....she was a whole lot of fun

did u have fun shaving her??? back/neck/lip/ etc....


...arms/feet/ stomach???

 

[NiNe2FiVe]

LMAO, YEA SERIOUSLY WTF WS HITLER THUNKIN....HITLER SHOULDA WENT AFTER THE PORTUGALESES

the jews were smart enough to scream when they got sent to the "showers" , good luck explaining what a shower is to a portugeez

 

[Gold Deez]

nice lookin jeep.....if you were closer I might consider. Can't really go wrong for $1,500...