the ones that kill me are the ones that expand when they get out of the clothes....int eh jeans or whatever she was big....but then that fuckin gut expodes outta nowhere when the pants comes off....all of a sudden you dealin with this huge fupa that was tucked away in some jeans that musta been bustin at the seams.....
"yeah i've fucked fat chicks...not just your ordinary fat chicks, the oens where you gotta go to home depot and build some shit before you fuck em...you gotta seismic retrofit ya shit before they come over.....Im the one that ends up with 600 pound black hooker named Fortune Cookie @ 3 in the morning, piss drunk....yeah i fuck em...someone has to"
random comedian i heard....