Any of you guys seen that Clerks movie? That shits hilarious!!

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Rusto

Rusto

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my favorite part is when that guy starts the anti smoking mob in the store, and the poor dude at the register is just standing there with a blank look on his face.
LOL
 
T-Sheezy

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im cool off that said:
my favorite part is when that guy starts the anti smoking mob in the store, and the poor dude at the register is just standing there with a blank look on his face.
LOL
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That part is fucking hilarious!!!
 
T-Sheezy

T-Sheezy

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DJ Mark 7 said:
I'd probably say the part where they're discussing Star Wars....That shit had me DYIN....oh and ANY of the Jay an Silent Bob scenes
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Hahahahahahaha that shit is funny man....what am i sayin the whole movie is hilarious.......
 
MeloTrauma

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Nah, the best part is when Jay & Silent Bob are in the store buying some zigzags & talking to Dante in the end. Jay is asking him about his girlfriends and shit. That whole part is funny, especially when they leave the store.

Jay: C'mon Silent Bob, lets get the fuck out of this fuckin jip-joint, with this faggot Dante, you cocksmoker!

Another hilarious line by Jay...

Jay: Yeah, Silent Bob, your a rude motherfucker, you know that? But you're cute has hell. I could go down on you, suck you, line up three other guys and make like a circus seal... Ewww, you fucking faggot, I HATE guys. I LOVE WOMEN!
 
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big D

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B-Buzz said:
Dante- "My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks."
Customer- "In a row?"

LMAO

Its gonna be on IFC in 23 minutes think Ill watch it again
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LOL

"Try not to suck any dick on your way out to the parking lot."
 
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karloz

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I haven't posted here for a while, been busy with my newborn...

That movie is a classic. I had SOME part on my pager (old school) for like a year, but I don't remember which part it was anymore.

I dated this chick about a year ago, and her 5 year old daughter knew all of the words to Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, and considered it as her "favorite movie". I couldn't believe it. I wouldn't let my kid watch that shit, much less allow it to be their favorite movie and learn every single word to it. But, it was her child, and I didn't really like the bitch OR her kids anyways, so I didn't say shit.
 
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Stillburn

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i c'n it , i didnt like it that much, u really should go see Mallrats or Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, ohhh mother fucker jay and silent bob wut can i say. /o/. watch it!!
 
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Tall Andrew

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yup good movie.. best part is either the russian dude singing that berserker shit... or that part where he goes "37 dicks! my girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!" that shit almost made me die.
 
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Tall Andrew

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oh, Jay and silent bob strike back is also a good ass flick, but in order to understand it you have to see clerks, mallrats, and chasing amy (this movie sucked ass... i'd skip it). Dogma was good also.
 
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