An Act of GOD

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Jun 13, 2002
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SAN ANTONIO (AP) - A man who rammed his truck into a woman's vehicle on a highway early Friday told authorities he crashed into her while going more than 100 mph because God told him "she needed to be taken off the road."

The truck rear-ended the car on U.S. Highway 281, both vehicles spun across a median then came to a stop along a barrier in the opposite lanes. Both drivers suffered only minor injuries.

"He just said God said she wasn't driving right, and she needed to be taken off the road," Bexar County Sheriff's Office spokesman Kyle Coleman said in the online edition of the San Antonio Express-News. "God must have been with them, 'cause any other time, the severity of this crash, it would have been a fatal."

The pickup driver did not tell police how the woman was driving. Police could not find alcohol or drugs in either driver.

A psychiatric evaluation has been ordered for a man.

(Copyright Associated Press, All Rights Reserved.)

http://www.9news.com/news/article.aspx?storyid=105021&provider=top



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May 31, 2007
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That wasn't God telling him that, it was Jesus Ass Dog.
LMAO


And maybe God did tell his ass that... Gotta get his kicks somewhere right? and no one dide... and LOL wasnt there a dude ina news report that someone poster here a few months ago about a dude who like fucked up his family and shit because he thought he was Jesus and he escaped ina truck with a Jesus sticker on the back of his truck.
 

wino

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Jan 4, 2004
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fuckin religion... cant believe a book written 2000 years ago still has influence on people. religion has created A LOT of mental illness. this story is a great example.
 
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fuckin religion... cant believe a book written 2000 years ago still has influence on people. religion has created A LOT of mental illness. this story is a great example.
Preeeeeeaaaach my BROOTHAA!!! AMAN.. MMM HMMM.. WEEEEELLLL...

HUMDUDLLLA LA LA SHINDOA..(TOUNGUES)
 

wino

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Jan 4, 2004
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fuck jesus!!!! check out the newest fictional book release at the library in the religion section! i heard it's called the bible!!