You should hook up with the wheelchair bound Priest-turned-rapper MC Holy Rolla!! A few of his more quotable punchlines:
"My rhymes are fine like wine >jesus jooce nigga!<, leavin suckas in shackles/
Come here altar boy, and let me bless you in my private tabernacle!"
"I'm holier than draws that are older than you, Why you worship Jesus, he ain't nothin but a jew?"
'In the name of the father, son and the holy spirit, crank up that bass, pope, and let a nigga hear it!'
"Mobbin 4 deep with my cardinals in my lincoln/tryin to fuck with the church, muthafucka we'll leave you stinkin!!"
'I'm in my robes and point hat, ain't tryin to floss, only signs I'm throwin up is that of the cross'
'This one here goes out to the alter boys and bishops, niggas don't wanna see me when my trigger finger hiccups'
'Just cuz we are against birth control and abortion, these liberal are tryin to blow it out of proportion'
'hey ask me, Holy Rolla why are you so cold?/Cause I tel em if you're old enough to drive, boy, you're too old'
'come here alter boy and show me that smile, just don't tell mom and dad Rollas a pedophile'
"This lil nigga was mad cause I wanted a kiss/so I pulled down dem drawz and made him receive the holy eucharist!"
'his rabbi said something that made me mad/so I flashed on the nigga, and shoved his menorah up his ass"
'dude rolled up on me and fuck you i'm a baptist, i pulled out my nine and said dont make me blap this'
"fuck jews fuck protestents and fuck a pentecostal, all these frontin ass religions really make me hostile"
"I need a ride or die boy, someone who will take the rap/and come to the rectory late at nite, to polish my staff"
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