A Fight Breaks Out at Home Depot
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^^^^^HAHAHAHA! Thats cold...$$$$$ While all of you are fightin, I'd get me a bar-b-que grill & some untensils and cook up some left over ribs and meat!!!! J/K I'd probably get me a Nail Gun and one of them Home Depot fork lifts and pull drive by's. Fuck an electric or gas chainsaw wouldn't do me any good anywayz.......
IMA GOING FOR THE GARDEN SECTION
Ingredients:
- Newspaper
- Fertilizer (the chemical kind, GREEN THUMB or ORCHO)
- Cotton
- Diesel fuel
Make a pouch out of the newspaper and put some fertilizer in it.
Then put cotton on top. Soak the cotton with fuel. Then light and
run like you have never ran before! This blows up 500 square feet
so don't do it in an alley!!
THEN
To make a pain bomb you simply need a metal paint can with a
refastenable lid, a nice bright color paint (green, pink, purple,
or some gross color is perfect!), and a quantity of dry ice. Place
the paint in the can and then drop the dry ice in. Quicky place
the top on and then run like hell! With some testing you can time
this to a science. It depends on the ratio of dry ice to paint to
the size of the can to how full it is. If you are really pissed
off at someone, you could place it on their doorstep, knock on the
door, and then run!! Paint will fly all over the place HAHAHA!!
From: HaDeZxKRaM
THEN TO THE LIGHTING SECTION TO RERIG THE ENTIRE LIGHTING SYSTEM
Materials:
1. A few light bulbs
2. Torch (one that will melt glass,
radio shack single cylinder model.)
3. Gasoline
4. Liquid soap
5. Epoxy glue
1. Make a hole in the light bulb about half an inch below the metal part.
(don't make it on the bottom, because if the seal you will make should break,
the person/room you wanted to eliminate will notice the hole (the gasoline
will drip on the floor.)
2. Now, carefully fill the light bulb about half full with gas, then the rest
with soap (hold at an angle if you have to.) Now, use the epoxy glue and glue
the hole.
3. Thirdly, take the epoxy glue and glue over the hole.
4. Finally, find a light socket and screw the bulb in. Make sure the light is
off.
THEN FOR SOME NINJA TOOLS
1. Several strands of yarn (About 2 inches a-piece)
2. A regular pencil
3. A 2 1/4 inch long needle (hopefully with a beaded head. If not
obtainable,wrap tape around end of needle.
4. 2-3 1/4 foot pipe. (PVC or Aluminum) Half a inch in diameter
Constructing the dart:
1st- Carefully twist and pull the metal part (Along with eraser)
of the pencil till it comes off.
2nd- Take Pin and start putting about 5-7 Strands of yarn on the pin. Then
push them up to the top of the pin. But not over the head of the pin (orthe tape).
3rd- Push pin through the hollow part of the head where the pencil was before.
4th- That should for a nice looking dart. (see illustration)
#####
>>>>>-----/ # is the yarn
> is the head of the pencil
- is the pin it-self
/ is the head of the pin
Using the Darts:
1st- Now take the finished dart and insert it in the tube
(if it is too small put on more yarn.)
2nd- Aim the tube at a door, wall, sister, ect.
3rd- blow on the end of the pipe.
4th- Sometimes the end of the pipe may be sharp. When this happens I
suggest you wrap it with some black electrician tape.It should feel
a lot better.
THEN LITTER THE FLOOR WITH THESE
I will tell you two ways to make these. Tha first is when you have welding
equipment and tha second is when you don't (dur).
Materials:
Two nailz (about 6 inches) (for each CALTROPS)
Welding equipment
Hammer
Something with an edge on it to pound on (anvil, cement slab, etc.)
Grinder (or file)
Saw
1. Saw off tha end of each nail that you hammer on (tha flat head).
2. Then grind (or file) it to a point. It should look like this:
________________________________________
<________________________________________>
3. Weld tha two together at tha middle. It should look like this:
|^|
| |
| | ______________
| | <______________>
______|_|_____ (_)
<______________>
| |
| |
| |
| |
\/
4. Now you notice it does not lay flat. Take tha hammer and pound it down so
it looks like this:
_____
________/ \________
<_________/(_)\_________>
5. Now lay it on tha edge and pound tha nailz so they all bend upward.
|^| |^| |^|
| | | | | |
| | | | | | >1 1/2 to 2 inches
| | | | | |
|_|________________|_|_______________|_|
|______________________________________|
That is it. Now lay it on tha road (spikes up) and don't go down that
street for a while. Someone will hit it and it will pop their tire. If not
it will stay in tha tire for a while then fall out and it will slowly leak
air.
Materials:
One nail (for each one)
Hammer
Saw
Grinder (or file)
Edge
Pipe (optional)
1. Take tha nail and cut off tha head.
2. File it to a point.
3. Pound tha nail around tha pipe to make a horse-shoe-shape.
Or
3. Pound it on tha edge to make it in an angle of 90 degrees or more.
!!!NOTE!!!
I use tha horse shoe because tha nailz usually don't break while doing it
and if dropped outta car it tends to land right.
4. Then pound it to bend up tha ends.
How to use them
First find tha road. Then set them down when tha tire usually are (like
not in tha middle). Make sure that tha horse shoe is facing away. Ya know,
spikes are away from traffic.
Traffic direction
----------------->
Placement
_
(_
This makes it so it goes into tha tires and not just hit and fling it outta tha
way. Cause if they hit it wrong it just flies.
Place tha X shapes like an X and not a +.
Traffic direction
----------------->
Placement
X
Well, that is it. Now don't go down that road for a while. If you do,
try to remember where you put them. With some phriends (if ya have any) ya
can mass produce these things. I always wanted to see what would happen if I
put about ten of these in each lane of tha busiest street in town. There is
a major traffic jam waiting to happen.
AND THEN
Smoke Bombs
Here is the recipe for one helluva smoke bomb!
4 parts sugar
6 parts potassium nitrate (Salt Peter)
Heat this mixture over a LOW flame until it melts, stirring well.
Pour it into a future container and, before it solidifies, imbed a
few matches into the mixture to use as fuses. One pound of this
stuff will fill up a whole block with thick, white smoke!
AND THEN I'LL LEAVE BOTTLE OF JACKDANIELS FILLED WITH THIS SOLUTION
This is a technique which I have seen a couple times before, but I believe
it originated in "The Death Dealer's Manual",(Bradley J. Steiner, Paladin
Press ISBN 0-87364-247-3). At any rate, I will describe the procedure here
and add my own insights into the manufacture of this substance.
Nicotine is one of the world's deadliest poisons. Fortunatly, it is also
incredibly simple to make and employ.
Shopping List:
1 Bag of Chewing Tobacco (see note)
2 glass jars/bottles (Plastic will work too)
a bandanna/handkerchief
NOTE: The chew cannot be a "Mild" or "Extra Smooth" or flavored kind. It
should be regular chewing tobacco.
NOTE #2: Be sure to wear latex or plastic gloves when handling. It's not
good to touch it alot.
Procedure:
Put a wad of chew in one jar (or bottle as the case may be) and add just
enough water to cover it. Cap the jar, shake it a couple times, and let sit
overnight. In the morning, open the jar and place the bandanna over the mouth.
Holding on to the bandanna as well as the jar, dump the contents into the
other jar. The liquid will pass through the bandanna, and the wad will sit
there. Seperate the jar and the bandanna and squeeze the rest of the ball of
chew through the bandanna to strain out the remaining liquid in the second
jar. Discard the bandanna (with the ball of chew), first jar, and the gloves.
You now have a jar containing nothing but nasty brown liquid.
Sit this jar in the sun for several hours, or even all day if neccesary.
Over time, the water will evaporate out and the liquid will become more
viscous. When it is at a consistancy a little thinner than maple syrup, put
it in a container (or use the jar you have) and store.
Use:
About 5 or 6 drops of this liquid ingested will result in death of the
target within a few minutes. The best food in which to put the nicotine is
coffee, as the poison has a VERY strong taste and will be noticable in just
about anything else. If you wish you can water it down slightly to make it
more fluid, but then add a few more drops to ensure a kill.
One pouch of chew is enough to make maybe a half cup of this syrup. Needless
to say, I've never actually used this, though I have plenty. I did touch some
by accident once, though. Just through skin contact, I got very lightheaded
and confused for several minutes. DO NOT USE THIS POISON FOR THAT PURPOSE. It
was an accident that I did it, and had I recieved too much, I could have died
or required hospitalization. This stuff is dangerous, so be careful. Also
remember to dispose of any materials that come in contact with the tobacco or
finished syrup.
Ingredients:
- Newspaper
- Fertilizer (the chemical kind, GREEN THUMB or ORCHO)
- Cotton
- Diesel fuel
Make a pouch out of the newspaper and put some fertilizer in it.
Then put cotton on top. Soak the cotton with fuel. Then light and
run like you have never ran before! This blows up 500 square feet
so don't do it in an alley!!
THEN
To make a pain bomb you simply need a metal paint can with a
refastenable lid, a nice bright color paint (green, pink, purple,
or some gross color is perfect!), and a quantity of dry ice. Place
the paint in the can and then drop the dry ice in. Quicky place
the top on and then run like hell! With some testing you can time
this to a science. It depends on the ratio of dry ice to paint to
the size of the can to how full it is. If you are really pissed
off at someone, you could place it on their doorstep, knock on the
door, and then run!! Paint will fly all over the place HAHAHA!!
From: HaDeZxKRaM
THEN TO THE LIGHTING SECTION TO RERIG THE ENTIRE LIGHTING SYSTEM
Materials:
1. A few light bulbs
2. Torch (one that will melt glass,
radio shack single cylinder model.)
3. Gasoline
4. Liquid soap
5. Epoxy glue
1. Make a hole in the light bulb about half an inch below the metal part.
(don't make it on the bottom, because if the seal you will make should break,
the person/room you wanted to eliminate will notice the hole (the gasoline
will drip on the floor.)
2. Now, carefully fill the light bulb about half full with gas, then the rest
with soap (hold at an angle if you have to.) Now, use the epoxy glue and glue
the hole.
3. Thirdly, take the epoxy glue and glue over the hole.
4. Finally, find a light socket and screw the bulb in. Make sure the light is
off.
THEN FOR SOME NINJA TOOLS
1. Several strands of yarn (About 2 inches a-piece)
2. A regular pencil
3. A 2 1/4 inch long needle (hopefully with a beaded head. If not
obtainable,wrap tape around end of needle.
4. 2-3 1/4 foot pipe. (PVC or Aluminum) Half a inch in diameter
Constructing the dart:
1st- Carefully twist and pull the metal part (Along with eraser)
of the pencil till it comes off.
2nd- Take Pin and start putting about 5-7 Strands of yarn on the pin. Then
push them up to the top of the pin. But not over the head of the pin (orthe tape).
3rd- Push pin through the hollow part of the head where the pencil was before.
4th- That should for a nice looking dart. (see illustration)
#####
>>>>>-----/ # is the yarn
> is the head of the pencil
- is the pin it-self
/ is the head of the pin
Using the Darts:
1st- Now take the finished dart and insert it in the tube
(if it is too small put on more yarn.)
2nd- Aim the tube at a door, wall, sister, ect.
3rd- blow on the end of the pipe.
4th- Sometimes the end of the pipe may be sharp. When this happens I
suggest you wrap it with some black electrician tape.It should feel
a lot better.
THEN LITTER THE FLOOR WITH THESE
I will tell you two ways to make these. Tha first is when you have welding
equipment and tha second is when you don't (dur).
Materials:
Two nailz (about 6 inches) (for each CALTROPS)
Welding equipment
Hammer
Something with an edge on it to pound on (anvil, cement slab, etc.)
Grinder (or file)
Saw
1. Saw off tha end of each nail that you hammer on (tha flat head).
2. Then grind (or file) it to a point. It should look like this:
________________________________________
<________________________________________>
3. Weld tha two together at tha middle. It should look like this:
|^|
| |
| | ______________
| | <______________>
______|_|_____ (_)
<______________>
| |
| |
| |
| |
\/
4. Now you notice it does not lay flat. Take tha hammer and pound it down so
it looks like this:
_____
________/ \________
<_________/(_)\_________>
5. Now lay it on tha edge and pound tha nailz so they all bend upward.
|^| |^| |^|
| | | | | |
| | | | | | >1 1/2 to 2 inches
| | | | | |
|_|________________|_|_______________|_|
|______________________________________|
That is it. Now lay it on tha road (spikes up) and don't go down that
street for a while. Someone will hit it and it will pop their tire. If not
it will stay in tha tire for a while then fall out and it will slowly leak
air.
Materials:
One nail (for each one)
Hammer
Saw
Grinder (or file)
Edge
Pipe (optional)
1. Take tha nail and cut off tha head.
2. File it to a point.
3. Pound tha nail around tha pipe to make a horse-shoe-shape.
Or
3. Pound it on tha edge to make it in an angle of 90 degrees or more.
!!!NOTE!!!
I use tha horse shoe because tha nailz usually don't break while doing it
and if dropped outta car it tends to land right.
4. Then pound it to bend up tha ends.
How to use them
First find tha road. Then set them down when tha tire usually are (like
not in tha middle). Make sure that tha horse shoe is facing away. Ya know,
spikes are away from traffic.
Traffic direction
----------------->
Placement
_
(_
This makes it so it goes into tha tires and not just hit and fling it outta tha
way. Cause if they hit it wrong it just flies.
Place tha X shapes like an X and not a +.
Traffic direction
----------------->
Placement
X
Well, that is it. Now don't go down that road for a while. If you do,
try to remember where you put them. With some phriends (if ya have any) ya
can mass produce these things. I always wanted to see what would happen if I
put about ten of these in each lane of tha busiest street in town. There is
a major traffic jam waiting to happen.
AND THEN
Smoke Bombs
Here is the recipe for one helluva smoke bomb!
4 parts sugar
6 parts potassium nitrate (Salt Peter)
Heat this mixture over a LOW flame until it melts, stirring well.
Pour it into a future container and, before it solidifies, imbed a
few matches into the mixture to use as fuses. One pound of this
stuff will fill up a whole block with thick, white smoke!
AND THEN I'LL LEAVE BOTTLE OF JACKDANIELS FILLED WITH THIS SOLUTION
This is a technique which I have seen a couple times before, but I believe
it originated in "The Death Dealer's Manual",(Bradley J. Steiner, Paladin
Press ISBN 0-87364-247-3). At any rate, I will describe the procedure here
and add my own insights into the manufacture of this substance.
Nicotine is one of the world's deadliest poisons. Fortunatly, it is also
incredibly simple to make and employ.
Shopping List:
1 Bag of Chewing Tobacco (see note)
2 glass jars/bottles (Plastic will work too)
a bandanna/handkerchief
NOTE: The chew cannot be a "Mild" or "Extra Smooth" or flavored kind. It
should be regular chewing tobacco.
NOTE #2: Be sure to wear latex or plastic gloves when handling. It's not
good to touch it alot.
Procedure:
Put a wad of chew in one jar (or bottle as the case may be) and add just
enough water to cover it. Cap the jar, shake it a couple times, and let sit
overnight. In the morning, open the jar and place the bandanna over the mouth.
Holding on to the bandanna as well as the jar, dump the contents into the
other jar. The liquid will pass through the bandanna, and the wad will sit
there. Seperate the jar and the bandanna and squeeze the rest of the ball of
chew through the bandanna to strain out the remaining liquid in the second
jar. Discard the bandanna (with the ball of chew), first jar, and the gloves.
You now have a jar containing nothing but nasty brown liquid.
Sit this jar in the sun for several hours, or even all day if neccesary.
Over time, the water will evaporate out and the liquid will become more
viscous. When it is at a consistancy a little thinner than maple syrup, put
it in a container (or use the jar you have) and store.
Use:
About 5 or 6 drops of this liquid ingested will result in death of the
target within a few minutes. The best food in which to put the nicotine is
coffee, as the poison has a VERY strong taste and will be noticable in just
about anything else. If you wish you can water it down slightly to make it
more fluid, but then add a few more drops to ensure a kill.
One pouch of chew is enough to make maybe a half cup of this syrup. Needless
to say, I've never actually used this, though I have plenty. I did touch some
by accident once, though. Just through skin contact, I got very lightheaded
and confused for several minutes. DO NOT USE THIS POISON FOR THAT PURPOSE. It
was an accident that I did it, and had I recieved too much, I could have died
or required hospitalization. This stuff is dangerous, so be careful. Also
remember to dispose of any materials that come in contact with the tobacco or
finished syrup.
