69 ways to know your a "Douchbag"

[Rossibreath]

You're a douche bag if you didn't read all that. I know most of you don't have a 5th grade reading level but even at 8 years old, I would have read it in 80 seconds at most.

O ya, well yer a booger head.

 

[MEXCOM]

that comeback was almost as cool as a raptor with an rpg riding a shark

ALMOST

 

[MobbinINda916]

#73 - if your a New England Patriots fan

 

[MizeryMade]

You are probably a douchebag if....
Basketball Jersey
18.) You've Worn A Basketball Jersey To School
20.) You Own A Scarface Poster

18)Who HASN'T worn a jersery to school?
20)I own a Scarface poster

 

[Meta4iCAL]

fuck that list and fuck this thread

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I matched 1 thing on that list, and that's ordering salad's.
Other than that I'm clear.

 

[Hood06]

#70 - You have two or more spelling mistakes in a thread title only having six words.

ie: this thread title.

Douchebag.

 

[Meta4iCAL]

I matched 1 thing on that list, and that's ordering salad's.
Other than that I'm clear.

you order salads? what a doucher!

 

[Meta4iCAL]

btw I'm just joking... apparently douche bags are healthy

 

[fillyacup]

i do some of that shit.

fuck it, i'm a douche in the eyes of one too.

 

[niguardian]

You're a douche bag if you didn't read all that.

I know most of you don't have a 5th grade reading level but even at 8 years old, I would have read it in 80 seconds at most.

unless u realized it was some stupid ass bullshit that wasnt worth reading and skipped down 2 see him get roasted in the thread

 

[kingsix18]

I wear flat-brimmed hats. New Era 59fifty.

 

[drunkaholic707]

carlton banks

 

[Masked Lemon]

#70something: You complain about the lengths of posts.

 

[rising_tied]

52 and 38 are fucking funny. And I do say Dude and Bro all the fucking time, and do teh handshake thing.. Oh well.. BUT whats wrong with Bball jerseys

 

[daluvlymel]

i can think of someone who has done 5 of those things right now lol

 

[Simpaticone1]

ur a doucebag if u think rockin a fitted cap is for douchebags

4 REAL..... Im supposed to bend it & sweat the fuck out it until its all flabby.?

FUCK NO !!!!

 

[antdogg2390]

carlton banks

hah i was just about to say that

hes the indian version

 

[BASEDVATO]

I thought that was brownie mack in there

 

[daluvlymel]

everyone has worn a cap at one point...so i guess most people would be douchbags in reference to this load o crap..also, many people have worn jersy's to school and who doesnt complain about a bad hair line-up..