Roosters!!!!
Okay I guess u can consider this a "Contractual Hit/Kidnapping" Every fuckin morning around 4am these muthafuckin roosters go off signalling the beginning of a new day.
I aint got shit against myHispanic neighbors, for the past few years we've lived in racial harmony. Despite the fact that I put up with them stealing my parking spaces, turning a blind eye to the pitbull bandits that took my puppies and my lawnmower and I even put up with their heavy Trombone circus music they blast on days when they mysteriously know when Im dead tired.
Im tha average blackman, I never met a chicken I didn't like but these Roosters gotta go!!! Whoever takes on this contract will not only be doing me a favor but they will be gaining 2 fighting game cocks. In order to pull of this "Hit" successfully the person taking on this task must remember that you must be a highly-skilled and experienced specialist. (theres a big ass rotweiller in their yard). I dont want one of those Jack Ruby Mafia hits done. A snubbed nosed .38 to the back of these chicken heads will be a bit of an overkill.
Here's the plan: I'll be out of town (visiting North Oakland) sipping on a 211 Steel Reserve Margarita while you hop over my fence quasi Mark Furhman style. You absolutely MUST Take both roosters by removing the rope around their little rooster feet and replacing them with 2 buckets of KFC Chicken. (spicey or original, it doesn't matter just dont fuck up and leave a popeyes chicken box). Next it's imparative that you leave 1 black wet leather glove thats been marinating in hot sauce. It cant be Crystal hotsauce!! that would somehow implicate me.
Goodluck and Godspeed!!!!
Okay I guess u can consider this a "Contractual Hit/Kidnapping" Every fuckin morning around 4am these muthafuckin roosters go off signalling the beginning of a new day.
I aint got shit against myHispanic neighbors, for the past few years we've lived in racial harmony. Despite the fact that I put up with them stealing my parking spaces, turning a blind eye to the pitbull bandits that took my puppies and my lawnmower and I even put up with their heavy Trombone circus music they blast on days when they mysteriously know when Im dead tired.
Im tha average blackman, I never met a chicken I didn't like but these Roosters gotta go!!! Whoever takes on this contract will not only be doing me a favor but they will be gaining 2 fighting game cocks. In order to pull of this "Hit" successfully the person taking on this task must remember that you must be a highly-skilled and experienced specialist. (theres a big ass rotweiller in their yard). I dont want one of those Jack Ruby Mafia hits done. A snubbed nosed .38 to the back of these chicken heads will be a bit of an overkill.
Here's the plan: I'll be out of town (visiting North Oakland) sipping on a 211 Steel Reserve Margarita while you hop over my fence quasi Mark Furhman style. You absolutely MUST Take both roosters by removing the rope around their little rooster feet and replacing them with 2 buckets of KFC Chicken. (spicey or original, it doesn't matter just dont fuck up and leave a popeyes chicken box). Next it's imparative that you leave 1 black wet leather glove thats been marinating in hot sauce. It cant be Crystal hotsauce!! that would somehow implicate me.
Goodluck and Godspeed!!!!
