49ers get Andre Johnson!!!

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omg im sooooo happy right now!! SUPERBOWL OR BUST!!!



Texans deal Johnson to 49ers for draft picks, Battle
Houston to re-enter second round by sending wide receiver Andre Johnson to San Francisco
By Randy Maxwell - print article

Inside sources from within the Houston Texans organization say the team is finalizing a deal to send fifth year wide receiver Andre Johnson to the San Francisco 49ers. In exchange for Johnson, the Texans will receive a number of draft picks including San Francisco's second, one of their thirds and an undisclosed 2008 early round selection. The Texans will also receive fifth year wide receiver Arnaz Battle in the deal. Battle, a converted quarterback from Notre Dame, had 59 catches for 686 yards and 3 touchdowns last season.

The trade will put Houston back in the second-round pick with the 42nd overall selection. The team had lost their second-round pick as part of the deal that acquired quarterback Matt Schaub from Atlanta. The Texans, who can use as many picks as they can get their hands on, need to fill in holes on an offense ranked 28th and a defense ranked 24th in 2006.

San Francisco had some room to make a deal since they had an excess of draft picks. The NFL recently granted the 49ers two compensatory draft picks at the end of the third and fourth rounds of April's draft while the Texans received none. The Texans only have six picks in the NFL draft, so the addition of two of San Francisco's will go a long way to improving this squad.

Neither Johnson nor his agent could be reached for comment, but it will likely come as a shock to both, as Johnson figured to be a big part of Houston's future. Instead, he will now join an offense that has a young quarterback in Alex Smith and the 2006 NFC rushing leader, Frank Gore.

Johnson gives San Francisco a legitimate number one target, something that the 49ers have been looking for since the release of troubled wide receiver Antonio Bryant.

In an interview with head coach Gary Kubiak last week regarding the rumors of a Johnson trade, he was quick to deny it saying, "Andre is a big part of our offense and we hope to keep him here for a long time. I see no reason to trade one of our best offensive weapons."

http://www.49erswebzone.com/content/news/display.php?id=9010
 
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OTHER RUMORS NOT TRUE, TOO

Okay, before Eagles fans pull a Jim Jones over the news that Donovan McNabb might be retiring, it's time for us to come clean on our little April Fool's Day prank.

McNabb isn't retiring, and Peyton Manning isn't being considered for a mid-season cast position on SNL. And Dan Snyder isn't selling the Redskins. And Ron Wolf isn't coming out of retirement. And American Gladiators isn't being resurrected.

We actually pondered abandoning our tradition, given that our traffic has increased so significantly. Every year, plenty of people fall for our April 1 tomfoolery; with more than 600,000 unique visitors in March 2007, we knew that we were taking a risk by continuing our annual tradition.

But, in the end, we decided that it didn't make sense to change. We are what we are. There's no reason to change what we are simply because we're not trespassing on the fringes of the mainstream.

Other April Fool's Day pranks (we think) that have made the rounds this year include a report that the 49ers have acquired receiver Andre Johnson via a trade with the Texans, and that Jeff George will sign with the Chiefs.

http://www.profootballtalk.com/rumormill.htm
 
Dec 22, 2004
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I posted the same thread but deleted right when I realized at the end of the article it says PACMAN Jones found god...THen I said wait delete thread stupid...