one time this guy I work with had a party... so I went there... and this one other guy from my job was there
he was a white washed black dude... but he tried to act black... lol... but it seemed hella fake and forced... like he didn't naturally act like that... but he thought he had to
anyways... I see him at the party drinkin out of a brown paper bag... looked like a 40
I'm like... what you are you sippin on there?
he goes "ohhh... you know... just a little somthin somthin you knooow"
he pulles out a 40 (or maybe it was a 32... I forget) of smirnoff ice...
then he points to an empty bottle on the table... "I'm on my second one... I'm feelin myself know what I'm sayin"
I just lol'd and walked away