Syko Sniper said:
I was rubbing my dick on girls at the age of 5
to me, that sounds like mom and dad didnt lock the door for privacy too often..
"I LEARNED IT FROM YOU, DAD!"
(kid storms out of room as dad stares at carpet)
*secondary ending*
"I LEARNED IT FROM YOU, DAD!"
(dad and five year old kid share the first high 5)