15 Ways to tell it's a Mexican birthday party.

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caff

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>15 Ways to tell it's a Mexican birthday party...
> > > >1. Some of the guests didn't bring a gift, but
> > > >brought extra-uninvited
> > > >kids.
> > > >
> > > >2. The cake says, "Happy Birthday M'ijo" instead of
> > > >the child's real
> > > >name.
> > > >
> > > > 3. The party is at Chuck E. Cheese but they brought
> > > >their own food,
> > > >cake,
> > > >and a pinata.
> > > >
> > > > 4. It's a child's party but there are more grown-ups
> > > >than children.
> > > >
> > > > 5. It's Mijo's 1st birthday and the party food is
> > > >carne asada, arroz,
> > > >frijoles, and 10 cases of beer.
> > > >
> > > > 6. For entertainment, instead of playing pin the tail
> > > >on the donkey, there is usually a televised baseball,
> > > >football game, or a live fight.
> > > >
> > > > 7. The party was supposed to be over at 5:00; it's
> > > >10:00 and the party is just starting.
> > > >
> > > > 8. The host calls someone who's on their way and
> > > >tells them to stop and get some tortillas and ice.
> > > >
> > > > 9. You hear someone go up to the birthday child and
> > > >say, "Mira, tan lindo"... I'm going to have to get you
> > > >something next week when I get paid."
> > > >
> > > > 10. The party is Saturday, and you get a call from
> > > >the hostess Friday night saying, "I'm giving M'ijo a
> > > >birthday party tomorrow at 3:00."
> > > >
> > > >11. Some guests bring gifts that are still in the
> > > >store bag.
> > > >
> > > > 12. The cake didn't come from the store; it came
> > > >from the mother of the comadre of your friend's sister
> > > >who makes really good cakes.
> > > >
> > > >13. You are told you have to save your plate and fork
> > > >you ate your food with, so you can eat your cake.
> > > >
> > > > 14. Guests automatically wrap up a plate of food and
> > > >cake to take home.
> > > >
> > > > 15. It's Mijo's party, but since his cousin Licha is
> > > >there and her birthday is in a few days, it becomes
> > > >"M'ijo's AND Licha's party."
 
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caff

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i'll add anotha joke for yall..

mexican joke of the day
>A Class of 3rd graders were ready for school.
>The teacher tells the class, "Okay class today we are going to learn how to
>make sentences out of words". Todays word is calculator. The teacher asks
>Michelle, "Michelle, can you say a sentence using the word Calculator?"
>Michelle responds, "yes mam" , replies Michelle. "When I do my math I use a
>calculator". Very good Michelle replies the teacher. Next the teacher asks
>Thomas, "Thomas, can you say a sentence using the word calculator? "Yes
>mam"
>replies Thomas. "When I can't figure out a math problem, I use a calculator
>to help me solve the problem". Very good Thomas replies the teacher. Next
>the teacher asks Pepito. "Pepito, can you say a sentence using the word
>calculator? " Si Senora", replies Pepito. "Guen my mamita makes me some
>tamales and some frijoles and some rice with some tortillas and salsa and I
>eat it all up and den I take a caca later.
 
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<<<<<<<MiZnKoNsPiQuOz

>> It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the
>> son
>>
>> of a local Mexican restaurateur, entered the fourth grade.
>>
>> The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history.
>> Who
>>
>> said "Give me Liberty, or give me Death?"
>>
>> She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Martinez, who had his hand
>> up.
>> "Patrick Henry, 1775."
>>
>> "Very good! Who said 'Government of the people, by the people, for
>> the
>> people, shall not perish from the earth'?
>>
>> Again, no response except from Martinez: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863."
>> said Martinez.
>>
>> The teacher snapped at the class, Class, you should be ashamed.
>>
>> Martinez, who is new to our country, knows more about its history
>> than
>> you
>> do.
>>
>> She heard a loud whisper: "Screw the Mexicans." "Who said that?"
>> she demanded.
>>
>> Martinez put his hand up. "Jim Bowie, 1836."
>>
>> At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."
>>
>> The teacher glares and asks "All right! Now, who said that?"
>>
>> Again, Martinez says, "George Bush at dinner with the Japanese Prime
>>
>> Minister, 1991."
>>
>> Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!"
>>
>> Martinez jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the
>> teacher,
>> "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"
>>
>> Now with the class almost a mob hysteria someone said, "You little
>> shit.
>> If you say anything else, I'll kill you."
>>
>> Martinez frantically yells at the top of his voice,
>> "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy 2001."
>>
>> The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on
>> the
>>
>> floor, someone said, "Oh Shit, we're in BIG Trouble!"
>>
>> Martinez said, "Saddam Hussein April 9th 2003."
>>
>
 
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