So, I work at a hospital, and the other day I was headed to the Cafeteria on my lunch, I typically go in threw the ER entrance because its a short cut, anyway, was I'm walking in and at the same time an ambulance is carting in an elderly woman on a stretcher, from what picked up of the EMT's conversation she had fallen in the shower, and one of the guys had said "Yeah and she just had her 100th birthday" As they pass me from my left they make the turn into the emergency doors the blanket they was covering her was caught on the wheel of the stretcher and was pulled off, so there i was face to face with a 100 year old shrivled taco, it was indescribable how disgusting and repugnant a century old snatch can appear.
