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CRANBERRY, Pa. -- What would you think if Pluto tried to rob you? A clerk at a Pennsylvania convenience store thought it was hilarious. Police in Cranberry say a would-be bandit walked into Gordon's Mini Market wearing a mask of the Disney cartoon dog. According to officers, the clerk was...

PITTSBURGH (AP) - Blood may be thicker than water, but that's no consolation to a man who contends that his father cheated him out of two Pittsburgh Steelers season tickets. Daniel Lemke of Cranberry, filed a lawsuit Wednesday accusing his father, Herbert Lemke of Murrysville, of backing out of...

LAS VEGAS, NV -- The stratosphere hotel in Las Vegas is ready to take guests over the edge this weekend as it unveils its latest thrill ride. The hotel has added another ride to the top of its 900-foot tower. The ride called "Insanity" is the fourth ride built on the tower. "Insanity" is a...

FRESNO, Calif. (AP) -- Fresno police have arrested a substitute teacher for allegedly smoking marijuana with students during class at Fresno High School. Christopher Bochin was substituting for a ninth-grade science class Tuesday when he allegedly asked two students go to his car to retrieve...

Ok...just name a rapper that begins with the letter that the previous rapper's name ends with. Example: Erick SermoN NaS Snoop Dogg....etc Let's begin: _________________________________________________ MC Eiht

Any of ya'll ever had or know anyone who has cracked their rib(s) while coughing or sneezing? Discuss

WINNIPEG, Manitoba (Reuters) - A Los Angeles man who sneaked into Canada in February to see his Internet girlfriend will be deported -- minus all his fingers and some of his toes, the Winnipeg Sun newspaper reported Tuesday. Charles Gonsoulin, 41, will have the fingers and toes amputated...

PARAGOULD, Ark. (AP) - A jailer gave a laxative to an inmate who had requested cold medicine, then taunted the man as he suffered severe diarrhea, authorities said. Johnnie Dallas Pruett, 27, was fired and charged with battery in the March 1 incident involving 19-year-old Darryl R. Bartlett...

HOUSTON (AP) - A 2-year-old boy survived for up to two days on pancake syrup and onions after his caretaker died in their home, police said. The boy was found on Monday after a relative of Gladie Mae Johnson, 64, became concerned because she hadn't heard from her. When the relative knocked on...

(AP) - An Internet casino has won in the bidding for a pretzel said to be shaped like the Virgin Mary holding baby Jesus. Golden Palace Casino swooped in about 30 seconds before bidding closed Wednesday evening on the Internet auction site eBay. The winning bid: $10,600 US. The Casino...

NEW YORK (Reuters) - A 92-year-old Harlem woman who fell in her bathtub became impaled on the cold water tap and screamed for help for more than six hours before she was rescued, the fire department said. After falling on Wednesday, Thelma Riley banged on walls and shouted for help for hours...

HALSEY, Ore. (AP) - A state panel this week is expected to investigate a high school football coach who acknowledged licking one of his player's cuts. The Oregon Teacher Standards and Practices Commission, which licenses and disciplines teachers and administrators, decided to look at the case...

SAN LUIS OBISPO, Calif. (AP) - A new county law aims to keep readers from reeking. Libraries in San Luis Obispo County have had their own rules banning offensive body odor since 1994, but the policy became law after the board of supervisors last month adopted an ordinance that lets authorities...

SANTO DOMINGO, Dominican Republic (AP) - The 21-year-old winner of a competition to drink the most tequila died Monday and three other contestants were gravely ill in the hospital, officials said. Ricardo Garcia drank more than 50 shots of tequila Sunday night at a Santo Domingo disco to win...

I copped mine today mainly for the Eazy-E and MC Eiht articles.

This has to be bird-fucker's grandfather. :) NEILLSVILLE, Wis. -- A 63-year-old man is charged with sexual gratification with an animal for allegedly having sex with calves. Harold G. Hart, of Neillsville, allegedly told police that he routinely stopped at a Greenwood farm, usually after...

KEY WEST, Fla. (AP) - A prosecutor who may have had a little too much to drink thought it would be funny to run naked across a parking lot and hop into a friend's car. It was funny, until he jumped into the wrong car. Albert Tasker, who works for the Monroe County State Attorney's Office...

DANVILLE, W.Va. (AP) - A 78-year-old woman faces drug charges and authorities are searching for her 72-year-old boyfriend after police found about a half-kilogram of marijuana stashed in a freezer on her property. State police arrested Mollie Williams last week after responding to a dispute...

MARYVILLE, Tenn. - A man caught by police last summer on his 23rd birthday running naked and covered in nacho cheese has pleaded guilty to burglary, public intoxication and other charges. But, he won't be going to jail. In a plea deal with prosecutors, Michael David Monn was sentenced to three...

NORTH LIBERTY, Iowa (AP) - A man threatened his neighbors with a sword after they complained about him being naked in his front yard, police said. Curtis D. Rarick, 44, was charged with assault while displaying a dangerous weapon. Rarick had been naked in his yard and became angry when...