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  1. mrtonguetwista

    Calif. Man Owns 1,497 Credit Cards

    PISMO BEACH, Calif. (AP) - The man known as ``Mr. Plastic Fantastic'' has great credit. So great, in fact, that it takes a wallet nearly as long as a football field to carry his credit cards. Walter Cavanagh owns 1,497 valid credit cards (he assumes a card is valid until he hears otherwise)...
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    Man Gets Impaled w/ 6 Inch Hook Thru Skull

    SAN ANTONIO (AP) - A 6-inch hook was embedded in a man's skull in an accident at a heavy equipment dealership Thursday, but he was in stable condition despite still having a portion of the hook in his head, authorities said. Rescuers needed about two hours to free the hook from the front-end...
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    Man "Shushed" In Theater Gets 6 Months

    ANN ARBOR, Mich. (AP) - A man was sentenced Thursday to six months in jail for assaulting a man who shushed him during a movie, leaving the victim with a punctured lung and broken ribs. According to testimony during his October trial, Paul Elrod, 39, arrived late to a movie in March and told...
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    Rule #1: If you rob a hotel..dont pass out

    HELSINKI (Reuters) - A 32 year-old man robbed a hotel in the western Finnish town of Turku, got drunk, passed out in a taxi and was picked up by police, tabloid Ilta-Sanomat reported on Saturday. The man went to the hotel n the early hours of Friday, threatened the receptionist with a weapon...
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    Those Iranians Are Savs When It Comes To Smuggling

    TEHRAN (Reuters) - Iranian police seized 18 kilograms of opium after cutting open the stomachs of six camels, which are being increasingly used to carry narcotics from Afghanistan, media reported Tuesday. Iran is one of the world's key narcotics thoroughfares, carrying opiates from Afghanistan...
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    Can I Find Gold Plated Umbilical Cords On Ebay?

    SEOUL (Reuters) - Forget desktop photographs of your children. Doting South Korean parents can preserve their child's umbilical cord in acrylic resin to make a personal seal or even have it gold plated. In this Confucian society where family values are highly prized, suppliers also offer...
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    Please Don't Play With The Piranhas

    OSLO, Norway (AP) - November in Norway is full of hazards. Ice-slicked streets, moose on the roads and fierce cold. So when a woman turned up with a nasty cut on her finger at an emergency room at an Oslo hospital, doctors were surprised to learn that the cause was not an upset house cat or a...
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    Radio Contests

    Have you or anyone you've known ever won a radio contest. Like being the 10th caller for tickets or for $100 etc. Everytime I call I get a busy signal..haha
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    Dad calls cops on daughter, daughter tells on dad to cops..hahah

    NEWARK, N.J. -- A dad wanted to teach his daughter a lesson -- but instead ended up in trouble himself. A New Jersey father faces weapons and drug charges, after police found a stash of semiautomatic guns and hundreds of cocaine vials in his home. Kevin Winston, 46, had called police to his...
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    From Porn King To Barnes & Noble Shoplifter

    NEW YORK -- Former porn king Al Goldstein has been arrested allegedly for shoplifting three books from a Barnes and Noble bookstore. Goldstein is the ex-publisher of Screw Magazine. He was stopped by security at the Barnes and Noble store near Lincoln Center Sunday with three books on...
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    R.I.P. Soulja Slim

    This past week marked the one year anniversary of Slim's death. Just wanted to take time out to remember him. Gone but not forgotten. R.I.P. Soulja Slim
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    Official Northern/Central artists sites

    Could someone list some official websites of artists from Nor Cal and Central Cal. Appreciate it.
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    Does All The "Gang Affiliated" cds have a video on it?

    I saw a sticker on a new GA cd at store saying it had a video on it. I had a used one at home, put it in cd-rom and clicked My Computer, but it only reads the cd itself..no video
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    Vandals Superglue Doors Before Busiest Shopping Day

    LAFAYETTE, La. (AP) - The busiest shopping day of the year turned out to be a sticky affair. Vandals apparently glued the locks on dozens of Lafayette's biggest retailers, preventing managers from opening up promptly on lucrative ``Black Friday.'' Hundreds of shoppers, some of whom arrived...
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    Please Pass The Gravy Before I Shank Your Motherfucking Ass

    WORCESTER, Mass. (AP) - A Thanksgiving dinner turned violent when a man with a history of mental illness allegedly stabbed two relatives with a carving knife after they criticized his table manners. Police said the fight broke out Thursday when the relatives reprimanded Frank Palacios for...
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    Nov. 30th. Releases *enjoy*

    Coming November 30, 2004 Afroman "Jobe Bell" A-Wax "Thug Deluxe" (f/ The Game & more) Chalie Boy "It's Not A Game" (screwed) David Wade "David Wade" (f/ Baby Bash & more) DJ Screw "Soldiers United 4 Cash" (re-release- f/ Lil Flip, Fat Pat, Lil Keke, H.A.W.K, Big Pokey, & more) DJ...
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    Nov. 30th. Releases *enjoy*

    Coming November 30, 2004 Afroman "Jobe Bell" A-Wax "Thug Deluxe" (f/ The Game & more) Chalie Boy "It's Not A Game" (screwed) David Wade "David Wade" (f/ Baby Bash & more) DJ Screw "Soldiers United 4 Cash" (re-release- f/ Lil Flip, Fat Pat, Lil Keke, H.A.W.K, Big Pokey, & more) DJ...
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    Nov. 30th. Releases *enjoy*

    Coming November 30, 2004 Afroman "Jobe Bell" A-Wax "Thug Deluxe" (f/ The Game & more) Chalie Boy "It's Not A Game" (screwed) David Wade "David Wade" (f/ Baby Bash & more) DJ Screw "Soldiers United 4 Cash" (re-release- f/ Lil Flip, Fat Pat, Lil Keke, H.A.W.K, Big Pokey, & more) DJ...
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    Happy Thanksgiving Siccness Folks

    Hope ya'll had a good one... THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY AT THANKSGIVING Talk about a huge breast! Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. It's Cool Whip time! If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst! Whew, that's one terrific spread! I'm in the mood for a little dark meat...
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    Those Wacky Tennessee Thieves

    MEMPHIS, Tenn. (AP) - A masked robber who beat his victim was remorseful enough to take the man to the hospital for treatment, but his change of heart didn't last long. Within hours the thief was telephoning threats to the victim, who was an acquaintance, authorities said. The attack happened...