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  1. mrtonguetwista

    The Surcharge on Bangkok ATMs Are A Motherfucker

    BANGKOK (Reuters) - A Thai house painter cut off the penises of two teenagers with a knife after he found out they had stolen 50,000 baht (676 pounds) of his savings from an ATM machine, police say. Manit Srithammathan, 40, told police the teenagers, now in hospital, deserved the...
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    Daz Dillinger forums up and running

    http://thayard.dazdillinger.net
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    Give me a large pepperoni, order of breadsticks, and a dimebag.

    VENTURA, Calif. -- The green leafy stuff with the pizzas wasn't oregano. At least according to authorities in Southern California. Ventura County Sheriff's deputies busted pizza deliverymen Jerry Moore and Daryl Rummens for allegedly serving up a little something extra. Deputies charged the...
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    13yr old boy kidnaps stripper

    VIRGINIA BEACH, Va. (AP) - A 13-year-old boy was charged with abducting an exotic dancer when she showed up for an appointment at what turned out to be a vacant house with no electricity, police said Monday. When the woman entered the house at 6:30 p.m. on Nov. 16, she realized her client was a...
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    That $1 Burger King menu is a motherfucker

    LOS ANGELES -- A stop at a fast-food restaurant over the weekend has cost a 70-year-old woman her entire life's savings. Maria Concha Morales is distrustful of banks, so she was carrying $17,000 in a purse. The money was the savings she was able to set aside from her 40 years toiling away as a...
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    Pussy-ass mother of the century

    PLANO, Texas -- Police in Plano, Texas, arrested a woman accused of allegedly cutting the arms off her 11-month-old baby girl and have charged her with capital murder. Police said Dena Schlosser, 35, was detained for questioning Monday after calling 911 to summon officers to the apartment...
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    Nov. 23rd Releases *enjoy*

    Coming November 23, 2004 AJ "003" (f/ Ying Yang Twins, Mike Jones, Turk, Wreckshop Family, Billy Cook, Nuwine, & more) Allure "Chapter III" (f/ Joe Budden, Elephant Man, Ron Artest, & more) A-Wax "Thug Deluxe" (f/ The Game & more) Bad Boy's R&B Hits "Grand Collection" (f/ Notorious...
  8. mrtonguetwista

    Nov. 23rd Releases *enjoy*

    Coming November 23, 2004 AJ "003" (f/ Ying Yang Twins, Mike Jones, Turk, Wreckshop Family, Billy Cook, Nuwine, & more) Allure "Chapter III" (f/ Joe Budden, Elephant Man, Ron Artest, & more) A-Wax "Thug Deluxe" (f/ The Game & more) Bad Boy's R&B Hits "Grand Collection" (f/ Notorious...
  9. mrtonguetwista

    Nov. 23rd Releases *enjoy*

    Coming November 23, 2004 AJ "003" (f/ Ying Yang Twins, Mike Jones, Turk, Wreckshop Family, Billy Cook, Nuwine, & more) Allure "Chapter III" (f/ Joe Budden, Elephant Man, Ron Artest, & more) A-Wax "Thug Deluxe" (f/ The Game & more) Bad Boy's R&B Hits "Grand Collection" (f/ Notorious...
  10. mrtonguetwista

    $65,000 Reeboks

    Canton, MA (October 26, 2004) - In a world where holiday presents have become extravagant items such as million dollar bras and personalized blimps, Reebok follows suit by unveiling Allen Iverson's signature, Question re-designed by Jacob Arabo, jeweler to the stars. The special edition...
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    Arrest Warrant Out For Young Buck For Vibe Incident

    SANTA MONICA, California — The Santa Monica Police Department issued a warrant for the arrest of G-Unit rapper Young Buck on Tuesday (November 16) in connection with the melee at Monday's Vibe Awards. After reviewing a videotape of the fight, investigators believe Buck (born David Darnell...
  12. mrtonguetwista

    Arrest Warrant Out For Young Buck For Vibe Incident

    SANTA MONICA, California — The Santa Monica Police Department issued a warrant for the arrest of G-Unit rapper Young Buck on Tuesday (November 16) in connection with the melee at Monday's Vibe Awards. After reviewing a videotape of the fight, investigators believe Buck (born David Darnell...
  13. mrtonguetwista

    Cant think of a funny title for this story..lol

    NEW YORK (AP) - A man was undergoing psychiatric evaluation after he jumped naked into a pool of carnivorous reptiles at the Bronx Zoo, authorities said. The episode happened at about 1:30 p.m. Friday, when the man, whose name was not released, stripped off his clothes and climbed a 5-foot wall...
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    Give me the Eskimo Pie, the Snowcone, and a dimebag

    LOS ANGELES -- Ice cream trucks generally carry what they're supposed to -- ice cream, and maybe candy. But the Kern Narcotics Enforcement Team say they found a little more than that in Mario Rodriguez Torres' ice cream truck this weekend. They say the owner of C. Perea Ice Cream was carrying...
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    Young Sicc "The Statement" 11/16/04

    Support Dago Music 1. Intro (The Release Party) 2. Statement, The 3. Who's Dat 4. We Too 5. Syko 6. Keep I Pimpin 7. CanI (Take You Home) 8. My Closet Road Dogs 9. Youngstanz Freestyle (Skit) 10. I Bust Loose 11. Step To The Plate - (with Infamous Shagg) 12...
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    Lil B-Stone "Street Game" 11/16/04

    Support Dago Music 1. What's Bracken 2. Freak Me 3. Get A Bar 4. You Used To Be My Homie 5. Street Game 6. Big Thangs 7. It's On Out Here 8. Solo Bolo 9. Home Wrecka 10. All Night Long 11. Cup Runneth Over 12. Confused 13. On The Attack 14. Dead Bitches...
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    Cee Wee 3

    Anyone have any information or release date for his album? That "Next Up" song he did with Irocc on the A-Team album was a true heater.
  18. mrtonguetwista

    Charges Dropped Against Woman Using "George Bush" $200 Bill

    GREENSBURG, Pennsylvania (AP) - A case of funny money has ended happily for a woman who had been charged with passing a bogus $200 bill with President George W. Bush's picture on it. Prosecutors in Pennsylania's Westmoreland County dropped all charges Friday against Deborah L. Trautwine, 51...
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    Nov. 16th. Releases *enjoy*

    Coming November 16, 2004 Akwid "Siempre" (f/ Big Shot, Rain, & more) AJ "003" (f/ Ying Yang Twins, Mike Jones, Turk, Wreckshop Family, Billy Cook, Nuwine, & more) A-Wax "Thug Deluxe" (f/ The Game & more) Ball Jones "I'm Is Ball Jones" (Little Rock rapper- f/ Dameon 1, Ice Smiles...