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  1. mrtonguetwista

    High Tech Hookers

    CLAYTON, Mo. -- Hookers are using the Internet to keep tabs on undercover cops. Police departments have used computers for years, but now the oldest profession is going high-tech. St. Louis County vice-squad commander Rick Battelle said he was shocked to find his cell-phone number listed on a...
  2. mrtonguetwista

    This Or That

    I'm gonna name two things... the next poster picks one and then he names two other things to choose from. They don't have to be related to the previous 2 things. Sounds simple enough... let's try it. Pepsi or Coke?
  3. mrtonguetwista

    Inhale Liquor Instead Of Drinking It

    NEW YORK -- A new machine that allows bar-hoppers to inhale liquor instead of drinking it is set to make its debut in New York City Friday night. There's already an effort to get it banned. The machine combines alcohol and oxygen to create an inhalable alcoholic mist. It's called Alcohol...
  4. mrtonguetwista

    What Action Film...

    ....Tops Your List of Best Action Film. *post now*
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    Stone Cold Steve Austin's Lawyer Gets Shanked

    Wrestling heavyweight 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin is caught up in a messy legal fight after a final dinner with his ex turned nasty. The WWE superstar, real name Steve Williams, took girlfriend Tess Broussard for dinner earlier this month, and allegedly offered her a $1.5 million to end the...
  6. mrtonguetwista

    Bitch Ass Mom Of Week Award

    PAMPA, Texas -- An 11-year-old boy has been placed in protective custody after he was found living alone with several pets in a filthy house where he had been unsupervised for at least two months, authorities said. When the boy was found last week, he told police he did not know where his...
  7. mrtonguetwista

    Rule 1. When looking for tortoise...watch for Bison

    CLARENCE, N.Y. -- A 53-year-old woman may have been looking for a wandering tortoise when she was apparently killed by bison on her family's western New York farm, authorities said. According to the Erie County sheriff's deputies, Jane Gilmore died Wednesday evening at her farm in the town of...
  8. mrtonguetwista

    Aug. 24th. Releases *enjoy*

    Coming August 24, 2004 Boyz II Men "Throwback" (f/ MC Lyte, Claudette Ortiz, & more) Brown Regulators "Calling The Shots" Capital D "Insomnia" (f/ Mr. Green Weedz & more) Crime Link "International Traffikin" (Oklahoma rappers- f/ Bun B, Lil Flip, Juvenile, Tela, Too Short, & more)...
  9. mrtonguetwista

    Aug. 24th. Releases *enjoy*

    Coming August 24, 2004 Boyz II Men "Throwback" (f/ MC Lyte, Claudette Ortiz, & more) Brown Regulators "Calling The Shots" Capital D "Insomnia" (f/ Mr. Green Weedz & more) Crime Link "International Traffikin" (Oklahoma rappers- f/ Bun B, Lil Flip, Juvenile, Tela, Too Short, & more)...
  10. mrtonguetwista

    Aug. 24th. Releases *enjoy*

    Coming August 24, 2004 Boyz II Men "Throwback" (f/ MC Lyte, Claudette Ortiz, & more) Brown Regulators "Calling The Shots" Capital D "Insomnia" (f/ Mr. Green Weedz & more) Crime Link "International Traffikin" (Oklahoma rappers- f/ Bun B, Lil Flip, Juvenile, Tela, Too Short, & more)...
  11. mrtonguetwista

    Anybody Into WWE Wrestling ?

    Saturday is just a house show...not televised. Ya'll know Rey Mysterio out there in Dago?
  12. mrtonguetwista

    There's A New Gangsta Rapper Coming Out Of L.A. lol

    Rodney King Plans A Whole New Beat August 19, 2004 “I hear you hatin’ while I'm prayin’ it don’t happen to you / I see you laughin’ like you got it, but you ain’t nothin’ but a fool. / I had my face broke, I been face down; I had to face tomorrow when I was gettin' clowned.” Those are the...
  13. mrtonguetwista

    Damn!!!..that's a big ass squirrel

    THOMPSON, Ohio -- An elderly Ohio man with a broken leg was stuck hanging upside down in a tree for 10 hours before neighbors rescued him. Albert Rankel is in his 80s. He was cutting branches off his trees Sunday when he fell and got stuck on a limb. He hung screaming for help for hours. A...
  14. mrtonguetwista

    What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs on a plane...lol

    NEW YORK -- A woman sued Air France in federal court Friday, saying an employee told her she could not board a flight because she has no limbs. Adele Price, 42, who was born with birth defects caused by the leprosy treatment drug thalidomide, said at a news conference the employee told her that...
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    I'll take a pallet of toilet paper, a case of batteries, and a coffin

    CHICAGO -- You can head into the next life at a discount -- thanks to Costco. Costco Wholesalers is testing a lay-away plan, an eternal one. Two Chicago area Costco's are selling caskets as part of test marketing. Both stories have kiosks where shoppers loading up on other bulk items can also...
  16. mrtonguetwista

    Bald Man Auctions Head For Ad Space

    CLEVELAND -- A Cleveland man has put the skin on his head up for sale on eBay. Jeremy Martin, 21, says he will tattoo the name and logo of the highest bidder on his bald head for a price. His one-year rate is $60,000. "I will not take less than that because I'm going to have a tattoo on the...
  17. mrtonguetwista

    Skyline Teen Killed...Gang Suspected

    What kinda "excuses" they using to pull you over?
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    Should've Put The Candy Yellow On The Bus

    SPOKANE, Wash. -- The bus isn't yellow -- and a high-school wrestling coach is seeing red. Coach Dan Randles has a custom-made shuttle bus for his team at Clarkston High School in Washington state. The 25-seat, airport-style shuttle cost team booster Steve Barham $25,000. But the team can't...
  19. mrtonguetwista

    Skyline Teen Killed...Gang Suspected

    SAN DIEGO -- A young man and three juveniles were behind bars Monday for allegedly carrying out a spree of drive-by gang shootings that killed two people and wounded three others over the weekend, authorities said. San Diego police arrested Ivory Harris, 19, and three boys, ages 14, 15 and 17...
  20. mrtonguetwista

    Skyline Teen Killed...Gang Suspected

    (08-15-2004) - San Diego police reported Sunday that a 16-year-old Skyline boy shot in the stomach in a drive-by attack in Skyline died during surgery. According to SDPD Sgt. Diane Wendell, Lee Smith Jr. was standing by a bus stop in the 100 block of South Meadowbrook Drive about 9:15 p.m...