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  1. mrtonguetwista

    Damn, Man Squirts Milk From Eye 9.2Ft Away

    ISTANBUL, Turkey (AP) - Ilker Yilmaz might just hold one of the world's most bizarre world records. The Turkish construction worker on Wednesday poured milk into his hand, loudly snorted it up his nose and squirted it 9.2 feet out of his left eye in what he hopes will be recognized as a new...
  2. mrtonguetwista

    Please No Fucking On The Bus

    BANGKOK, Thailand (AP) - Bangkok transport officials posted notices on some of the city's buses Wednesday urging young passengers not to have sex while riding in the vehicles. The Bangkok Mass Transit Authority came under fire from commuters this week after a study by an academic revealed that...
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    Warning: Be On Look Out For A Pitbull With Some Nuttz In His Mouf

    ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. (AP) - A man whose genitals were bitten off by a pit bull remained in serious condition Tuesday, and the dog remained on the loose. The man, who has not been identified, was attacked Monday while walking the dog. When police arrived to help, the man appeared disoriented and...
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    Cashier Accepts $200 George Bush bill

    GREENSBURG, Pa. -- Police aren't laughing about whoever passed some funny money late last month at a Pennsylvania clothing store. Police said Wednesday that they charged a woman with passing a bogus $200 bill -- there is no such thing, by the way -- at the store on Aug. 22. They didn't explain...
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    Deion Sanders Joins Ravens

    After three seasons away from the NFL, Deion Sanders signed with the Baltimore Ravens on Tuesday. The seven-time Pro Bowl cornerback passed his physical and signed a one-year contract laden with incentives. He will practice with the team for the first time Wednesday, and expects to play in the...
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    Whats Your Prison Bitch Name? haha

    http://www.prisonbitchname.com/
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    Bitch Ass Father Award For The Week

    MILFORD, Conn. -- A West Haven man has been arrested on charges of beating his son when the boy refused to turn over video game system so it could be pawned for beer money. William McKinney, 51, was arraigned in Superior Court Thursday on charges of risk of injury to a minor and breach of...
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    Man Gets Jail Time For Playing Porn In Car

    SCHENECTADY, N.Y. (AP) A man who was watching a pornographic movie in his car as police pulled up behind him has been sentenced to three weekends in jail. Andre Gainey, 35, was arrested in February after police said images from the movie could be seen from outside his Mercedes as he drove...
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    Aug. 31st. Releases *enjoy*

    Coming August 31, 2004 Anka Man "The Professional" (f/ Juvenile, Slim Thug, Z-Ro, Big Pokey, H.A.W.K, 50/50, Chalie Boy, & more) Anthony Hamilton "XTC" Baby Bash & A-Wax present "So Quick...Like A Heist" (f/ SPM, Fat Joe, Terror Squad, Lucky Luchiano, & more) Beatnuts "Milk Me" (f/ Akon &...
  10. mrtonguetwista

    Aug. 31st. Releases *enjoy*

    Coming August 31, 2004 Anka Man "The Professional" (f/ Juvenile, Slim Thug, Z-Ro, Big Pokey, H.A.W.K, 50/50, Chalie Boy, & more) Anthony Hamilton "XTC" Baby Bash & A-Wax present "So Quick...Like A Heist" (f/ SPM, Fat Joe, Terror Squad, Lucky Luchiano, & more) Beatnuts "Milk Me" (f/ Akon &...
  11. mrtonguetwista

    Aug. 31st. Releases *enjoy*

    Coming August 31, 2004 Anka Man "The Professional" (f/ Juvenile, Slim Thug, Z-Ro, Big Pokey, H.A.W.K, 50/50, Chalie Boy, & more) Anthony Hamilton "XTC" Baby Bash & A-Wax present "So Quick...Like A Heist" (f/ SPM, Fat Joe, Terror Squad, Lucky Luchiano, & more) Beatnuts "Milk Me" (f/ Akon &...
  12. mrtonguetwista

    Hello? Can You Hear Me Now? Good

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    City Heights Teen Shot While Hugging

    SAN DIEGO -- A drive-by shooting killed a 17-year-old boy and wounded the teenage girl he was hugging Tuesday night. The couple had just left the girl's home at about 10 p.m. in the 4000 block of Marlborough Avenue in City Heights, police said. While they were hugging, a car drove by and...
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    John Wayne Bobbitt Arrested For Domestic Violence

    LOS ANGELES -- A lawyer for John Wayne Bobbitt said Friday that Bobbitt was wrongly jailed on domestic violence charges after trying to break up a fight between his wife and her teenage son. "Because it's John Bobbitt, they arrested him," lawyer Barry Levinson said of Bobbitt's arrest late...
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    Student Charged With Taking A Shit

    GREAT FALLS, Mont. -- Jesse Huffman insists he didn't do it on purpose, but the toilet he left plugged after "nature called" at this border crossing in north-central Montana has him facing criminal charges. Toole County authorities charged the 19-year-old college student from Great Falls with...
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    Man Beats Man's Ass With Dead Snake

    CEDARVILLE, N.J. -- In this case, police say the dead snake was more dangerous than the live one. A Cumberland County, N.J., man, who police say reacted with drunken rage when his 6-foot black snake was stepped on and killed, used the dead reptile to whip its killer. Kenneth Davis, 42, was...
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    What type of salad dressing goes w/ finger?

    NEW YORK -- A New York woman reportedly has filed a $3 million lawsuit against a midtown Manhattan restaurant after she found a finger tip and nail in her salad. The New York Post reported that the lawsuit filed in Manhattan State Supreme Court said the incident happened Aug. 19, when the woman...
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    Dr. Dre/Eminem Act A Fool Here In Orlando

    (Aug. 23, 2004) *“Us Weekly” reports that the real Slim Shady and his mentor Dr. Dre were acting like such complete fools at a Florida restaurant that they were actually denied service. Eminem and his eight-year-old daughter Hailie spent the day at Disneyworld with Dre. A visit afterwards to...
  19. mrtonguetwista

    Ya'll Ever Been So Pissed Off At A Place...

    ..you write the corporate office?? I just unloaded on the Checkers (like a Rallys out west) email. I get there 5 til midnight, bout 4 ppl at the walk-up, one car in drive thru ahead of me. I pull up to speaker immediately after car pulls up to window..I wait..figure they're workin on his...
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    Nearly 200 Arrested In Drug Sting In Compton

    LOS ANGELES -- An undercover operation in the Compton area resulted in 184 arrests and netted 35,000 tablets used in making methamphetamine, along with several pounds of meth, cocaine and heroin, authorities said Monday. The six-month investigation, involving county and federal agencies...