@nolettuce @BUTCHER 206
guess who I'm starting today and look at both of their shitty stats. I feel like I can single handedly decide whether or not the Seahawks win games at this point. I am your team's god.
Just found out Mike O'Brien the dude that was doing short films for SNL the last couple of years got face cancer a few months ago and now has a wicked scare acrossed his face
@BUTCHER 206
grab Emilia and I'll grab Cara and we should hit up a double date some time. I guess they already know each other, so it should be a fun night.
think I'm gonna categorize my pretend fantasy wives
My over 40 wife is Amy Adams at age 42
My same age as me wife is Alison Brie who is also 33
My 20's side piece is a new chick I'm just learning about named Cara Delevingne who was Enchantress in Suicide Squad and is in that new movie...