guess who I'm starting today and look at both of their shitty stats. I feel like I can single handedly decide whether or not the Seahawks win games at this point. I am your team's god.
While you're in town i suggest you go to Great Notion brewery and try some of there beers. Also, La Mota is SE portland can have a amazing selection of buds sometimes... ive only been there twice, the first time they had over 100 strains to choose from, the last time it was horrible so i guess it's hit and miss but this time of year I'd think everywhere should have a decent selection
Yesterday some homeless dude tried to walk into the lobby but the valet scared him away and he yelled "Why ya'll got a black girl working at the desk?" after seeing one of my co-workers. He himself was black so we couldn't figure out what context he meant with that statement.
When I was bartending this drunk white dude asked for an application and i gave it to him then he threw it down and said "fucking waste of time, you only hire beaners and spics here anyways" I was so baffled I didn't know what to say except "well I'm white and I work here." Some of the kitchen dudes heard him and drug him outside and threw him out before i could even deal with him.Later I told the story to the kitchen manager and he said "youre not white mike, I don't know what the fuck you are but youre not white" haha.
I had an old lady yell at me because I asked "how are you guys doing tonight?" years ago to a group she was in (mix of guys and gals) and she felt the need to explain to me that they weren't all guys.