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KIND OF CORNY, ENJOY....... A Ghetto Christmas > >Twas da night befo' Christmas & all in the hood, > >Not a homie was stirrin cuz it was all good. > >The tube socks was hung on the window sill > >and we all had smiles up on our grill. > >Mookie and BeBe was snug in the crib > >in the back...

ENJOY................. > > > If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would produced > > > enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.(Hardly seems worth it.) > > > > > > The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body > > > to squirt blood 30 feet.(Oh My...

ENJOY.... Dear Friends, > > > > I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since you have I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas. I was going to bring you all gifts from the 12 days of Christmas, but...

NO OFFENSE TO MY ORIENTAL BRETHEREN'S. ENJOY...... A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin. Truth be told, he is none too experienced either. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring...

HERE YOU gO, ENJOY..... Once again Leroy was asked to do a simple homework assignment. Still befuddled by the whole school thing, Leroy is a trooper. He was given another set of vocabulary words to use in sentences. Here's what he handed in: 1. HONOR ROLL - We was playing bidwiz on the stoop...

I NEED OPINIONS AS TO WHICH SKETCH IS BETTER TO PERFECT FOR THIS ONE FOO WHO WANTS THE IMAgE ON A T-SHIRT. WHICH ONE WOULD YOU CHOOSE? #1

JUST IMAgINE SOME CRAZY CHILDREN OR A LOT OF MUTHA-FUKAS THAT gOT TOgETHER AND STARTED DOIN' SOME SNIPERIN'. DO YOU THINK IT'S POSSIBLE? I'M WILLIN' TO BET THAT THAT 9-11 gAVE THE SNIPER THE IDEA TO TEST SECURITY. ALL THESE NEW LAWS THEY MAKIN', THEY CAN'T STOP THE STEALTH AND UNFORSEEN.

FOR ALL MY BROTHAS THAT SEE THE SHIT FIRSTHAND, WHAT ARE THE REPERCUSSIONS OF 9-11 ON THE AFRICAN-AMERIKKKAN COMMUNITY? I FEEL IT HAS DIVIDED US EVEN MORE. NOW YOU gOT BROTHAS RUNNIN' AROUND SIDIN' WITH THE OPPRESSORS(EVEN THOUgH THEY MAKIN' IT ROUgHER FOR US). THEN YOU gOT YOUR MUSLIM...

ENJOY...... Bubba Knows Everyone > > > Bubba was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them." > > > Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Bubba how about Tom Cruise?" "Well, yes, Tom and I are old...

THIS IS FOR THEM OLDA FOOLS WHO CAN RELATE. Looking back, it's hard to believe that we have lived as long as we have. > > > >> > >> As children we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags. > >> Riding in the back of a pickup truck on a warm day > >> was always a special treat. >...

ENJOY.... Three mice are sitting in a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late >at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are. > >The first mouse slamss a shot of scotch, and pounds the shot glass to >the bar, turns to the second mouse and says: "When I see a mousetrap, >I...

While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 10 mph over), I > > >noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge. The cop > > >pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me, "What's the hurry?" > > >I replied, "I'm late for work." > > > > > >"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what...

ALRIgHT PEOPLES, I gOT ANOTHA "WHAT IF' QUESTION BROUgHT OUT FROM REAL LIFE. I gOT THIS PATNA THAT JUST FOUND OUT THAT HIS POPS RAPED A LITTLE gIRL LIKE 30 SOMETHIN' YEARS AgO. IF YOU WERE IN HIS SITUATION, WHAT WOULD YOU DO? HOW WOULD YOU FEEL ABOUT YOUR POPS? WOULD YOU LOOK DOWN ON HIM...

YOUR BOY OUT HERE IN L.A FOR A DAY OR TWO. WHAT'S CRACCIN' DOWN HERE IN SOUTHERN CALI? WHERE'S A gOOD PLACE TO MOB TOO AND PEEP SOME OF EVERYTHANg? WHICH ONE OF YOU L.A FOLKAS DOWN TO LET EDJ KNOW WHAT'S CRACCIN'?

I'M BAK WITH A FEW JOKES. ENJOY..... What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan. --------------------------------------------------------- What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. --------------------------------------------------------- Why does...

LAST POST FOR A MINUTE, ENJOY....... >This farmer has about 500 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So, > > >he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster > that > >he would sell. The other farmer says, "Yep, I've got this great rooster, > > >named Kenny...

I MADE A FEW ADJUSTMENTS. WHAT IS STILL WRONg IN YOUR EYES?

PEEP, ENJOY..... A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar. But what the heck, he says to himself, "I really need a beer!" When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name of your penis?" The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All...

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NOW I KNOW I DONE SPOKE UP ON THIS BEFORE, BUT WE HAVE NEW FOLK UP IN HERE AND I WANNA SEE DIFFERENT PERSPECTIVES. NOW, IF YOU WERE gIVIN' A CHOICE AND YOU HAVE TO MAKE A DEFINITE ONE, OR YOUR WHOLE FAMILY IS ANNHILIATED, WOULD YOU RATHER BE A RAPIST OR A FAg? AND WHY? IF YAW DONE CHOPPED...