When I was brushing my teeth today I felt something with my bare foot on the floor. I looked down and saw a hole in the linoleum. I was like, what the fuck? I looked up and saw that there was a hole in the ceiling. I didnt know what the fuck it was, but I didnt think it was a bullet because...
I was watching this porn file and it seemed like a decent flik, but right in the begining the dude squats on the girls face and she shoves her tounge in his bung. That shit completeley repulsed me and I had to shut it off. I dont know, that shit just aint a turn on to me. I never tried it...
How should a lazy chunky mutha fucka like me begin a workout routine? Ive already started eating healthy, but I really want to work off my beer belly and Id like to get some more upper-body strength. I also want to get some stamina back cause as I am right now, one flight of stairs and i feel...
Dont forget sperm banks pay for your spunk! They give you cash for jerking off and even provide a room with porn for you! I dont know how much, but if its 5 dollars per each nut busted, thats like 20 bucks a day for me. That equals 140 dollars a week! Think about that next time you let that...
Now Ive been tested for cancer and STDs and shit and I came out clean... but sometimes I just feel a pain like I just caught a foot to the nutts. It comes and goes, and sometimes it feels like theres a strained muscle at the base of my ballsac... maybe Im pushing to hard when I shit. Docs dont...
I had the worse diarreah today at school. I gotta stop eatin all that Raisin Bran in the morning.
Anyway, I did what I always said I wouldnt do... I took a shit at school. I had that lower abdominal cramp that you get with the runs, and that shit was killing me!!!
So before class I found a...
I was just curious. Like if the pos rolled up did you ever have to swallow shit. When you ingest dope like that , did you get high? Or you ever have like some smack in a balloon and gone siftin through your shit to get it back?
Anybody know some tight private AOL server chatrooms?
You know, the kinda rooms on AOL where i could get mp3s and such. I only know of the rooms MP3, MP32, and Cerver. Can someone hook it up with a list of more? Thanx folks.
Can yall hook it up with some working channels that got some dope shit on it. I always end up in queue lists that fuckin take hours to download...is that normal?
Im not talking about some beer that was on sale. Im talking about this brand called "Totally Dirt Cheap Beer." God damn, that shit taste like ass. The funny part about is that on the can its a picture of some chick with her ass all arched out in some daisy dukes or some shit. What the hell...
Seriously, about every other time I get done fuckin, my ears get like plugged up and shit. Then they start ringing, or sometimes just start buzzin a bit. And everything sounds all muffled like if i had earplugs in. It comes on like a few seconds after i finish bustin. And it goes away after...
Me and 3 of my friends were rollin down the block today in my car. And on the radio that "Nothin" song by Nore comes on. I pump that shit up hella loud and we all start bobbin to the beat in unison. But one of my homies just couldnt get it down. He was hella offf, just bobbin his head way...
Im doing a research paper on how explicit lyrics in music may affect young people. So , for all of you who've been listening to explicit lyrics since you were a kid, how do you think it has effected you now as an adult, and back when you were a youngster. Maybe it hasn't effected you at all...
Everyones scared of this shit. Its like a deadly ass flu that is spreading all over the world. What the fuck is this? We gotta be living in the last days... creating eneimies with the whole Middle East, North Korea's nukes, and now SARS... we're all fucked. This is it yall.