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  1. MeloTrauma

    Would you allow someone to chop off your thumb for a million dollars?

    Think about it. Without the thumb, your hand is pretty much useless. If some rich dude offered you a million dollars cash to chop off the thumb of your choice, and destroy the thumb as so it would not be reattatched, would you do it?
  2. MeloTrauma

    Dog The Bountyhunter

    You guys see this yet? Its a show on A&E that follows around a bounty hunter and his family as they go capture mutha fuckas who jump bail. Takes place in Hawaii. The main dude is Dog, and let me tell you, this dude got the most sweetest mullet Ive ever seen in my life. Its so fuckin...
  3. MeloTrauma

    Back To Boom!!!!!

    Anybody remember this shit by Kid Sensation back in like 91 or somethin. Great track, real classic. Shit fuckin knocks. Brings back memories of moms gettin pissed cause I blew out the speakers on the house stereo.
  4. MeloTrauma

    Stream Of Conciousness Rhyming

    Anybody wanna try this? Basically, just start typing and try to rhyme shit with no kind of thought being put into it. Its like freestyling, but without preconcieving weather it makes sense of not, let it flow into its own context. Just let your thoughts pour as you type out rhymes. A lot of...
  5. MeloTrauma

    Your underwear

    If your underwear is meant to keep your pants from touching your dirty buttcrack, then why does my girlfriend make a big deal about all my dookie streaks? I mean, the underwear is doing its job. Would you like the streaks in my pants instead, bitch? Your thong aint the whitest either.
  6. MeloTrauma

    I hate TOE CRAMPS

    Anyone else get these? It feels like two of my toes cross over eachother and then the pain comes. And there is no real way to aliviate it unless you pull your toes apart.
  7. MeloTrauma

    I just hooked up with this tight ass breezy last night.

    The only problem is shes underage. Now I know that shit is all bad, but you dont even know how bad this broad is. Her names Iesha, and she's a little light-skinned broad with hella ass and hella titties. But one thing for sure is, the bitch is way too immature actin. I mean I brought to my...
  8. MeloTrauma

    I want to but a digital camera, any suggestions?

    I want to buy a digital camera, any suggestions? Im looking to spend up to about 180 dollars. Im not sure what to get. Do megapixels really matter? What about digital zoom, i heard that sucks. What should I get yall? What brand never fails?
  9. MeloTrauma

    I have to mpeg files, how do I put them on a dvd?

    I have two mpeg files, how do I put them on a dvd? I have a movie that I want to burn, but it is in 2 seperate mpeg files? How do I join them and then convert them to burn onto a dvd?
  10. MeloTrauma

    Anybody know of any SF clubs that are cool for 50 year old adults?

    My moms got a 50th birthday party and we got a party bus that'll take us all over SF. Can anybody recomend some stops for her and all her geezer buddies? Like some mature jazz clubs or some chill shit where old people can ill out with some martinis and bloody marys.
  11. MeloTrauma

    Has anyone succesfully modded a Gamecube?

    I won a Gamcube in a raffle the other day, but I aint about to spend 40-50 bucks on a game. Is there anyway to mod this thing. I was reading somewhere where fools run game files off thier PC with a wire going into the Gamecube internet port or siomething like that. Has anyone done this?
  12. MeloTrauma

    Post-election anger... Fuck The South

    This shit is hella funny, and exactly how I feel. http://www.fuckthesouth.com/
  13. MeloTrauma

    Where can I get some b-boy battle dvds?

    What are the names of some good ones to get. Also, where can I find some? Any of them feature Rock Force Crew?
  14. MeloTrauma

    So is anyone moving to Alaska if the measure passes tonite to legalize weed?

    Alaska | Measure 2: Legalizing Marijuana Would legalize the cultivation, use and sale of marijuana for persons 21 and older; the state and local government would regulate marijuana like alcohol and tobacco; doctors would be able to prescribe drugs to all patients, including children; public use...
  15. MeloTrauma

    So do you wear pink?

    If so, why? And don't you feel just a little bit gay for wearing that faggity shit? And Ill be damned, Camron even got himself a cute little pink cell phone.
  16. MeloTrauma

    What years do you consider Bay Area Rap's "Golden Age"

    Its just interesting to see when people talk about the good ol days of Bay Area rap there is always a different starting point and a different ending point. What chunk of years do you consider the "Golden Age,"what album set off the Golden Age, which album was the end. Ima say the Bay's Golden...
  17. MeloTrauma

    A question about the MicroKorg

    My homie is bringing one to the pad and I was just wondering something. Is it possible to connect a bigger keyboard via midi and use that to control the MicroKorg so I dont have to fuck with those tiny ass keys? And if so, could there be latency problems doing this?
  18. MeloTrauma

    Do you ever get greasy butt slime?

    I figured its just a natural butt lubricant for those peanutty, broken glass turds to slip and slide out of the anus with ease.
  19. MeloTrauma

    Rodney Dangerfield just died

    82 years old... he was a funny mutha fucka. I watched "Back To School" a million times whn I was a kid. RIP
  20. MeloTrauma

    That organ sound that Ric Rock pimps in all his shit

    Does anyone know what that sound comes from? Its that low octave organ sound like from a Hammond or some shit.