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ENJOY...... 1. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP? AT&T fired President John >>Walter >> >>after nine months, saying he >> >>lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance >> >>package. Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence. >> >> >> >>2. WITH A...

ENJOY.................... A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a > > > perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you > > > are really ugly." A the lady was furious! > > > She stormed past the store to her work. On the way home she saw the >...

ENJOY...................... Are you tired of all those sissy, mushy "friendship" poems that always sound good but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship! 1. When you are sad, ...I will get you drunk and help you...

ENJOY....... A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available, a 2000 > > > Ferrari GTO. It is also the most expensive car in the world and it > > > costs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops at a red > > > light. An old man on a moped pulls up to him. The old man...

PORTFOLIO? FOR ALL YOU REAL gRAPHIC DESIgNERS, HOW IS YOUR PORTFOLIO SET UP(# OF PIECES AND SO FORTH)?

ENJOY.................... A husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop, with them are their eight children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and her eight children are able to fit in the bus. So the husband and...

ARE WE REALLY MIDWEST? I KNOW A LOT OF NIggAS BAK HOME HOLLARIN' THAT SHIT, AND I NOTICED THAT SHIT WHEN I FIRST gOT OUT THE CLINK A FEW YEARS AgO. BUT I'M gONNA KEEP IT REAL. DENVER IS STRAIgHT WEST, BUT NOT ON THE COAST. AND AS LONg AS WE SCREAMIN' MIDWEST WE AIN'T gONNA BE RECOgNIZED IN...

ENJOY......................................... LITTLE BILLY ON GETTING OLDER Little BILLY was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th one, a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give...

ENJOY....... My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned... >couldn't concentrate. > > >Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, >so they gave me the ax. > > >After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it...

ENJOY.............................. A Texas Ranger pulled over a red Porsche (inhabited by a Yankee) >> >after it had run a stop sign. He walked up to the car door and >>said, >> >"Sir, May I see your driver's license and registration please?" >> > >> >The Yankee said, "What's the problem...

I DON'T REMEMBER THIS AUTHORS LAST NAME BUT HE IS THE ONE THAT DID THAT DOCUMENTARY ON THE COLUMBINE SHOOTIN' AND NOW THIS FOO' DID A BOOK ON 9-11 AND THE THINgS THAT HAPPENED. N-E-WAYS, THIS FOO' WROTE IN HIS BOOK THAT WHITE MAN ARE WEAK AND THAT'S WHY THE TERRORIST WERE ABLE TO HI-JAK THE...

ENJOY................ These are entries to a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line but least romantic second line Love may be beautiful, Love may be bliss But I only slept with you because I was pissed I thought that I could love no other, Until, that is, I met...

ENJOY.............. A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is Politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the head of the family, so call me The President. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. We're here to take care...

IT'S KIND OF CORNY, BUT ENJOY.................... > A well-known cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A > >huge > > > heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. > > > > > > Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket was rolled...

ENJOY................ Two strangers Two strangers are sitting in an adjacent seats in airplane. One guy says to the other, "Let's talk. I hear that the flight will go faster if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The other guy, who had just opened a good book...

KIND OF CORNY, ENJOY....... A Ghetto Christmas > >Twas da night befo' Christmas & all in the hood, > >Not a homie was stirrin cuz it was all good. > >The tube socks was hung on the window sill > >and we all had smiles up on our grill. > >Mookie and BeBe was snug in the crib > >in the back...

ENJOY................. > > > If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would produced > > > enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.(Hardly seems worth it.) > > > > > > The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body > > > to squirt blood 30 feet.(Oh My...

ENJOY.... Dear Friends, > > > > I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since you have I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas. I was going to bring you all gifts from the 12 days of Christmas, but...

NO OFFENSE TO MY ORIENTAL BRETHEREN'S. ENJOY...... A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin. Truth be told, he is none too experienced either. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring...

HERE YOU gO, ENJOY..... Once again Leroy was asked to do a simple homework assignment. Still befuddled by the whole school thing, Leroy is a trooper. He was given another set of vocabulary words to use in sentences. Here's what he handed in: 1. HONOR ROLL - We was playing bidwiz on the stoop...