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CHEK IT.................. WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET A BLONDE GENIE? A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. Two blonde Genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted three wishes. The guy makes...

ENJOY..... These are the only ten times in history that the "F" word has been > > acceptable: > > > > 10. " What the @#$% was that?" > > > > - Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945 > > > > > > 9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" > > > > - Custer, 1877 > > > > > > 8. "Any @#$%ing...

ENJOY..... Former President Clinton is visiting an elementary > >>>>school and drops in on the 4th grade class. The class > >>>>is in the middle of a discussion related to words and > >>>>their meanings. The teacher asks the Ex-President if > >>>>he would like to lead the class in the...

ENJOY..... MONEY It can buy a House...............But not a Home It can buy a Bed..................But not Sleep It can buy a Clock................But not Time It can buy you a Book..........But not knowledge It can buy you a Position......But not Respect It can buy you...

ENJOY..... Two priests are off to the showers late one night. > >>>>They undress and step into the > >>>showers before they > >>>>realize there is no soap. > >>>Father John says he has soap > >>>>in his room and goes to get > >>>it, not bothering to > >>>>dress. > >>>> > >>>>He grabs...

ENJOY.... This is an actual job application that a 17 year old boy submitted to a Wal-Mart in Florida ... and they hired him because he was so honest and funny! NAME: Greg Bulmash. SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person. DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice...

ENJOY... Frank can't obtain an erection so he goes to the doctor. The doctor tells him the muscles at the base of his penis are broken down and there's nothing he can do unless he's willing to try an experimental surgery. Frank asks what the surgery is. The doctor tells him they take the...

ENJOY..... The most powerful word? Well, shit... Shit may just be the most powerful word in the English language. You can be shit faced, shit out of luck, or have shit for brains. With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit or decide to...

ENJOY..... 10 INDISPUTABLE TRUTHS BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT: > > > > 1. Elvis is dead. > > 2. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal. > > 3. Jesus was not White. > > 4. Skinny does not equal sexy. > > 5. A 5 year old child is too big for a...

PEEP...... COMPARATIVE DANGERS: A little something to ponder over. a. The number of physicians in the US is 700,000. b. Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year is 120,000. c. Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171. (US Dept. of Health Human Services) Then think about this...

ENJOY....... A first grade teacher collected well-known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While...

ENJOY....... The Lone Ranger and Tonto are camping in the desert, have set up their tent, and are asleep. Some hours later, the Lone Ranger wakes his faithful friend. "Tonto, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Tonto replies, "Me see millions of stars." "What does that tell you?"...

ENJOY.............. SEX EDUCATIONX eDuCaTiOn*** Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'courting' from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his question mother, who became...

I HAVE A PATNA THAT TOLD ME SOME DEEP SHIT AND ASKED ME WHAT I WOULD IF I WAS IN HIS SHOES. SO MY QUESTION IS THIS: IF YOU HAVE A POPS AND YOU LOVE HIM TO DEATH WHAT WOULD YOU DO OR THINK OF HIM IF YOU FOUND OUT HE RAPED A LIL gIRL 25-30 YEARS AgO AND NEVA REPENTED OR ACTED LIKE IT NEVA...

ENJOY..... There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the sidewalk dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of a house of ill repute and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she looked at the little boy and asked what he wanted. He...

ENJOY..... > Do you know any of these people? > > Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter. > > "You don't?" I...

> >Grandpa and Grandma were visiting the kids overnight, when Grandpa found > >a bottle of Viagra in his son's medicine cabinet. > >He asked the son about using one of the pills, and the son said "I don't > >think you should take one they're very strong and very expensive." > >How much?"...

ENJOY........ The boss of Stone Marketing called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. When everyone gathered, the employer, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt-out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest. The...

ENJOY.... A cowboy walks into a bar in Texas, orders three mugs of >brew and sits in the back room, drinking a sip out of each >one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the >bar and orders three more. > >The bartender approaches and tells him, "You know, a mug >goes flat after...

ENJOY...... Doctor Dave slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. > > > No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt > > > and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd > > > hear an internal, reassuring voice that said...