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ENJOY: At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to fish. Since both of them were widowed, they decided to go fishing together the next day. The gentleman picked the lady up, and they headed to the...

don't know if you're aware of this potentially dangerous new virus: > > There is a new virus -- code name is "work". If you receive "work" >from > your colleagues, your boss, via e-mail or any one else, do not >touch > work" under any circumstances. This virus...

ATLEAST THAT'S WHAT THE STATISTICS SAY. DON'T BELIEVE ME. IT CAME ON 60 MINUTES AND LUKILY YOUR BOY PAID ATTENTION FOR A WEBSITE WITH THE WHOLE THANg TYPED. I POSTED THIS IN THE SISTA SIDE FORUM BUT YOU AIN'T gONNA gET THAT MANY FOO'S OVER THERE...

ENJOY...... CHICKEN SOUP FOR THE BEER DRINKER > > Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel > ashamed. > Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the > brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this > beer, they might be...

PEEP: Interesting (and bizarre) reading. The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be. Here are some facts about the 1500's: Most people got married in June because they took...

I JUST WANT ASK EVERYBODY IF THEY EVER RECORDED 8 TRAKS AT ONCE ON THEIR COMPUTER FROM ADAT USIN' 8 OUTS FROM THE ADAT TO THE MIXER BUT USIN' AN R-BUS OR N-E-THANg OTHA THAN 8 INPUTS TO YOUR SOUNDCARD? IN OTHA WORDS, HAVE YOU DUMPED 8 TRAKS SIMULTANEOUS WITHOUT 8 INPUTS? IF NOT, HAVE YOU EVER...

WHO WATCHED THAT EPISODE OF RICCI LAKE WHERE IT WAS PEOPLE WHO WERE SAYIN' THEY SHOULD BE THE NEXT AMERIKKKAN IDOL BUT THEY FAMILY WAS HATIN' ON THEM AND THEY HAD THEIR CHANCE ON THE RICCI LAKE SHOW TO PERFORM? I KNOW THEY PROBABLY HAD A BUNCH OF SHOWS LIKE THAT, BUT IN THIS INSTANCE THERE WAS...

PEEP AND ENJOY............... Did you know that you can tell from the skin whether a person is sexually active or not? 1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine...

TO ALL MY BLAK FOLK AND PEOPLE THAT IS INVOLVED WITH BLAK CULTURE, IS THIS TRUE? PEEP: The Difference... > Contrary to what many may think, there is a difference between Black > people and Niggas. > > Black people spend thousands of dollars on higher education and see > the value of owning...

ENJOY..... A stock broker, on his way home from work in NY City, came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual. Nothing's even moving." He notices a police officer walking back and forth between the lines of cars, so he rolls down his window...

OLDIE BUT A gOODIE, ENJOY................ > >The Reverend John Flapps was the pastor of a small town. > >One > >day he was walking down the High Street and he noticed a young > >lady > >of > >his > >congregation sitting in a pub drinking beer. The reverend > >wasn't > >happy. > >He >...

FOR YOU PROFESSIONALS WHO HAVE DONE EXTENDED RESEARCH FOR MONITORS, WHAT BRAND OR KIND IS THE BEST VERSUS THE MONEY ISSUE? IN OTHER WORDS, WHICH MONITORS ARE THE BEST FOR YOUR BUK? WHY?

HOW MANY OF YOU HAVE DONE IT, SEEN IT DONE, OR HEARD OF IT? WHAT'S YOUR THOUgHTS?

WHO IS BABYLON THE gREAT? WHY?

TO ALL YOU STUDIO JUNKIES, ENgINEERS, BEATMAKERS, PRODUCERS, AND SERIOUS EQUIPMENT HAVIN' MUTHA-FUKAS: WHAT KIND OF HEADPHONES DO YOU HAVE, RECOMMEND, OR FEEL ARE THE BEST IN MONITORIN' YOUR MUSIC?

ENJOY... One day in the future, George Bush has a heart > > > > > > > > > attack and dies. > > > > > > > > > >He immediately goes to ... hell, where the devil is > > > > > > > > > waiting for him. "I > > > > > > > > > >don't know what to do," says the devil. "You are on > > > > > > >...

IS IT JUST ME OR IS THE AMERIKKKAN gOVERNMENT SOME HIPOCRITES? THEY SAY TO SAY NO TO gANgS AND VIOLENCE BUT YET AND STILL THEY WANT YOU TO JOIN THEIR gANg TO HELP KILL INNOCENT PEOPLE, ALL FOR NOTHIN'. WHAT IS THIS WAR FOR? MUTHA-FUKAS NEED TO WORRY ABOUT SHIT AT HOME. THE ECONOMY gONNA...

ENJOY................ Nun Story >A nun gets into a cab in New York. She demurely says in a small, high, voice, "Could you please take me to Times Square?" > >In a thick Brooklyn accent the cabby initiates conversation. "Hey sista, that's kinda a long drive? You mind if we, like, chat?" >...

A NEW LINE OF HALLMARK CARDS ENJOY.................... Hallmark's new Candid Cards: > > > > >1. So your daughter's a hooker, > and it spoiled your day. > Look at the bright side, > it's really good pay. > >2. My tire was thumping. > I thought it was flat. > When I looked at the...

ENJOY..... George Bush was out jogging one morning along the > parkway when he tripped, > fell > over the bridge railing and landed in the creek > below. Before the Secret > Service guys could get to him, three kids, who were > fishing, pulled him > out of > the water. He was so grateful...