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I shit my pants at the store this morning. Ran to the store to get a blunt and a soda in my fuckin jammies. I'm standing in line, and my belly kinda hurt, so I tried to slip a little fart out. NOPE. Fuckin shit my pants standing in line. I pay for my stuff, with an ATM card, so it took hella...

Hope you have a good one! You should have told me, we could have made arrangements for you to spend your b-day in the Yay!!!:lick:

Hope you guys have a good one~

so, we have a lunch thread, how bout a dinner one? What ya'll having? I made lasagna from scratch (let the sauce cook for 4 hours today, YEEEEEE!), whipped up a green bean casserole, and I am gonna make some Garlic Bread.

Predawn Raids Target Troubled Oakland Bakery POSTED: 6:37 am PDT August 3, 2007 UPDATED: 7:30 am PDT August 3, 2007 OAKLAND -- Heavily armed police officers using flash grenades stormed the Your Black Muslim Bakery early Friday, detaining as many as 19 people -- including the organization's...

I was listenin earlier and she said coming up after the break, she was 'flashin back to a yay area classic by Cougnut". I got excited, thinkin I was gonna hear "Scandlous", and lo and behold, what fuckin song comes on? Shining Fucking Star...... ......This is one more reason why the Bay can't...

Welcome to the Dirty 30 Club!! (what they say is true.....sex REALLY is better in your 30s!)

Today is Miami the Most's b-day (HAPPY BIRTHDAY UNCLE MIAMI), and he must be feelin prtty generous, because he is allowing me to start production today on the Mac Dre Sleepwear Collection : MAC DRE PRESENTS...........BED TIME! Ya'll remember "underroos"?? Well, these are Thizzerroos!!! I...

I would post this in the MIR forum, but with all the controversy it caused when it happened, I'll post it here for you guys. http://www.contracostatimes.com/search/ci_6394450 MAN CHARGED IN CARJACKINGS: Prosecutors have charged a 26-year-old Antioch man with two armed carjackings in Concord...

AS A WOMAN PASSES HER DAUGHTER'S CLOSED BEDROOM DOOR, SHE HEARD A STRANGE BUZZING NOISE COMING FROM WITHIN. OPENING THE DOOR, SHE OBSERVED HER DAUGHTER GIVING HERSELF A REAL WORKOUT WITH A VIBRATOR. SHOCKED, SHE ASKED "WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING?" THE DAUGHTER REPLIED: "MOM, I'M...

http://www.myspace.com/therealn2deep Check out their new songs up on their myspace page. Last saturday, my folks told me that N2Deep were performing in Vallejo, so I got really excited about the show. Haven't seen them perform since the 90's. Well, come to find out, they are fuckin ROCK STARS...

Need to find out where a car is, and onstar won't give up the info without having the police contact them. Don't ask, its a long story.

I just noticed that he hasn't offered his expert opinion in a while. Maybe he threw his addy out to the wrong person. OK...which one of you sicc cats went and earned another e-stripe?

???? I guess as a life long Bay head, that was one of the best sporting events I have seen on TV in a looooong time. I love it when SF gets national play like that, and it came down to being a good game.

For my 15,000th post, I'd like to take the time out to thank a few people: First and foremost, I have to give it up for my boy, my man, my dude, my best friend and secret lover, Musty Nutz. He gave me something to strive for. Who could carry on the legacy of "THE KING OF THE INTERNET" better...

for about $3000. PM me with any ideas. Thank you. Dana

Too many shitty people at my house over the last couple weeks, and now my fuckin toilet is backed up into the tub and it overflowed last night out into my hallway. The plumber can come out on a holiday, no problem, but if I can wait til tomorrow, it will cost half as much. I am broke as fuck...

Hope you have a great one!

I've heard the name before, but never paid attention.

THERE ARE NO NAKED DICKS, PUSSIES, TITTIES, OR ASSHOLES ALLOWED IN SIGNATURES. There is a very thin line between what is and what isn't acceptable, and you all need to be careful. and now back to your regularly scheduled thread.....