Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative

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How is the current bender going?

 

[InfamousICON]

T-bone

Praise Christ

 

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Uhhh....ok

 

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How is the current bender going?

3 jugs of Rossi Chablis gone. 2 6ers of Stone IPA gone, just cracked the first Sierra Nevada Torpedo

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Fucking hungry as a motherfucker. Headed to QFC fuck work

>28 minutes ago

Jesus, that was an ordeal

First the paid garage wouldn't let me out with a validated ticket it was trying to charge me so i had to put a fire extinguisher on the magnet plate and get a new ticket ; still tried to charge me. So I grabbed the retail passcard no one's supposed to use to get out of there

Then at QFC some drunk dorks were taking forever in the line, then some drunk chick in the group dropped a bottle of vodka on the ground at the register and of course it exploded vodka all over my shoes and pant legs, dumb cunt

All for a pack of Nathan hotdogs and some generic qfc buns

I don't even like hotdogs lol

 

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Someone call the Guiness Book, I'm into my 900th hour of dancing like a fucking retard, possible world record on deck?

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Butcher no wine drinking on the bus before the next concert mane.

I'm done drinking. I might have a beer or three or 8 if im in the mood and for an occasional thing out and about but I'm done with drinking every day and drinking at home fuck that shit

 

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>28 minutes ago

Jesus, that was an ordeal

First the paid garage wouldn't let me out with a validated ticket it was trying to charge me so i had to put a fire extinguisher on the magnet plate and get a new ticket ; still tried to charge me. So I grabbed the retail passcard no one's supposed to use to get out of there

Then at QFC some drunk dorks were taking forever in the line, then some drunk chick in the group dropped a bottle of vodka on the ground at the register and of course it exploded vodka all over my shoes and pant legs, dumb cunt

All for a pack of Nathan hotdogs and some generic qfc buns

I don't even like hotdogs lol

And while I'm standing there

 

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[InfamousICON]

Someone call the Guiness Book, I'm into my 900th hour of dancing like a fucking retard, possible world record on deck?

 

[Nuttkase]

Praise Christ

Old Skool Christian Rap - T-Bone - 187 Em' Demons (1995) - YouTube

My friend back in high school got sent out here from Eastern Wa by his mom to live with his extremely Christian aunt and uncle to try to reform him after getting locked up in juvie out there a few times. When they found out he listened to rap they bought every single Christian rap album they could find and would throw them on randomly at like dinner and shit and try to talk about how much Jesus loved him and that he should find the lord while sitting around eating with it playing. There was definitely 3 or so T-Bone albums in there and we would use the tapes to record over when making mixes for people. They had to have bought damn near 100 different Christian rap tapes too in the 3 years we hung out that shit was probably damn near on some psychological warfare level for him I'm sure lol

 

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I'm pretty sure he had the whole Grapetree Records catalog.

 

[InfamousICON]

My friend back in high school got sent out here from Eastern Wa by his mom to live with his extremely Christian aunt and uncle to try to reform him after getting locked up in juvie out there a few times. When they found out he listened to rap they bought every single Christian rap album they could find and would throw them on randomly at like dinner and shit and try to talk about how much Jesus loved him and that he should find the lord while sitting around eating with it playing. There was definitely 3 or so T-Bone albums in there and we would use the tapes to record over when making mixes for people. They had to have bought damn near 100 different Christian rap tapes too in the 3 years we hung out that shit was probably damn near on some psychological warfare level for him I'm sure lol

When I was 16 I got invited to one of those super hip Christian Youth churches that had Christian rock bands and shit like that by this girl I wanted to have sexy time with. During their sermon or whatever they were doing this activity that needed volunteers from the crowd, them rat bastards put me on the spot cause I was new there so I said fuck it and participated. They gave me a T-Bone cassette tape for participating, since then I can't see the term T-Bone without laughing at that lame shit.











and I never had sexy time with that girl