Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative

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I once tried to roast kids. I was brought up on human torture charges.

 

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Turns out the majority of humans don't like caniballism, and child canniballism is a sub-genre of freaky shit that will NEVER catch on

 

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If god didn't invent masturbation, why did he invent the watermelon and rubberbands with a plastic baggie

 

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I'm going to sleep on my american flag in my driveway on GP

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

That's a good question but I donno?

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

About to destroy 4 chicken tacos and a side of tortilla chips from Valencia Market in Napa, and I will wash it down with a glass of milk...#abc x 4 (chicken/corn/chips/calcium) #thanku...............

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Chilling here at work. I think im just going not do anything all night and skip food altogether for the day. It's easier than walking around and way more efficient (-1240 to -1700net including approx -1800 BMR) vs -100-600 net)

Fat fucks everywhere stuffing their fat faces today and I'm making progress

 

[ReSpawn]

Lol at dude going off bc i said that in the of...

That had nothing to do with my comment but im not gonna stoke that wild fire... thats on some super other shit. I want no part of whatever happens out of that shit fest.

I agree with you.

And it was supposed to be a gas roast.

 

[Mac Jesus]

Chilling here at work. I think im just going not do anything all night and skip food altogether for the day. It's easier than walking around and way more efficient (-1240 to -1700net including approx -1800 BMR) vs -100-600 net)

Fat fucks everywhere stuffing their fat faces today and I'm making progress

Happy july 4

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Happy july 4

Fuck you

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Happy july 4

Thank you my friend.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Whoa i looked up and it was dark lol

 

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Im all about talking shit for a roast, but when u bring in kids... thats not ok and it will not end well..

That thread will be shut down within 24 hrs if not sooner.

I knew that thread would end up getting really, really bad. @gimmefreemusic is an instigator he deserves to get his ass kicked if anything bad happens

 

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I'm seeing residents i don't normally ever see and seeing their hot family members and friends. Saw a couple legit 10/10's; this white chick and this petite Indian chick

 

[Mac Jesus]

I'm seeing residents i don't normally ever see and seeing their hot family members and friends. Saw a couple legit 10/10's; this white chick and this petite Indian chick

Livin the dream man

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Livin the dream man

lol yup

Sitting here at this desk staring at my phone while like 80k ppl have fun watching fireworks a couple blocks away. While thinking about bbq and beers i missed out on and food i can't afford

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

You're thinking about Wingstop...?

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

My chicks are surprisingly calm with all the fireworks from Six Flags and the combination of fireworks and gunshots in the Crest.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

This blind senator just came home and walked in laughing and joking "Whoa man we're being bombed hit the deck, shits crazy man" pretty sure he's drunk as fuck.

It was funny then got dark and depressing when i started figuring today was probably rough cause he has never gotten to see fireworks and people have probably been talking about them a lot then awkwardly changing the subject and he's been getting constant reminders about them leading up to tonight and probably got drunk to temporarily escape that sad reality

It was a reminder that I shouldn't complain, because i am blessed