Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative

[BUTCHER 206]

i dont know why i went into fred meyer and bought like fucking $30 of sausage, what the hell man, im just on autopilot right now lol.

anyway got adells all natural cajun andoule sausage in the oven, and entire pack (640 cal) + 1 kroger hot italian sausage + 1 kroger beer bratwurst

got all kinds of chicken and turkey sausages in the fridge this all natural shit adds up quick, might as well just buy some cheap junk for this little mini trial run.

I'm also doing something else kind of extreme here with this keto thing.... I'm attempting aversion therapy in a weird way. Basically eat nothing but meat til its the absolute last thing i want, been craving meat way too much and cant seem to respect beans or anything else as a legitimate protein source, which half got me to being super fat in the first place lol. Need to instill some kind of aversion as stupid as that sounds

 

[drunkaholic707]

An hour of exercise at the gym is easy after doing weights I'll do 15 minutes of cardio it'll have been an 1-130 hours actually going to the gym is the hard part

 

[InfamousICON]

An hour of exercise at the gym is easy after doing weights I'll do 15 minutes of cardio it'll have been an 1-130 hours actually going to the gym is the hard part

yeah actually making it to the gym blows. I'll go for like 5 days straight, take one day off to rest and never go back for like 2 months lol

Just need to get it as a permanent part of my routine some how.

 

[InfamousICON]

I started my gym membership 2 months ago today and have only used it maybe 12 times. That shit is motivating me to want to go at least 4-5 times a week just so I don't feel like I'm wasting money.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

I was going consistently for several months while not smoking weed when i was younger, then one day smoked a huge blunt with someone and was like, "oh man, getting stoned and doing nothing is like, waaaay better i missed this so much" never went back lol

maybe i could get a hypnotist to trick me into thinking weed is the ultimate preworkout or something and ill die if i dont workout after getting stoned

 

[gimmefreemusic]

Buy gym equipment

 

[BUTCHER 206]

man... one of my friends growing up has his own house close-by, i should convince him to put a squat rack like a legitimate installed squat rack in his basement, legitimate bench... i hate his girlfriend / likely wife with a passion though and i never go over there, plus i hate kids and he has a kid now lol

 

[InfamousICON]

Buy gym equipment

$140 a year for a dope gym 2 miles away is so much more affordable then spending thousands on everything I would want

 

[InfamousICON]

treadmill, stair climber, incline eliptical, chest bench machine, chest/shoulders press machine, and tricep dip machine is what I use at the gym.

That shit would probably run me $3000-$4000 lol

 

[BUTCHER 206]

his brother is huge now like 360ish if i guessed, he's also a software engineer and has been pretty fit before. should try some brutal fucked up tactics

"Goddamn you fat fuck, remember when you had a 6 pack? Take some of that goddamned $500k or whatever you have saved up, put some damned equipment in this basement, and quit being a faggot"

 

[gimmefreemusic]

I just got bench, elliptical, squat rack and captain chair/dip/pullup thing.

You can always invest in a full powercage thing jack has

 

[BUTCHER 206]

"you're going to die at this rate before you ever use that money, i care about you man, we can do this together we can motivate each other" "Also i need a whole new wardrobe im trying to pull 10/10's let me have $10,000 for free you make that in like a month and you probably spend like $1000 total a month you weirdo"

 

[gimmefreemusic]

his brother is huge now like 360ish if i guessed, he's also a software engineer and has been pretty fit before. should try some brutal fucked up tactics

"Goddamn you fat fuck, remember when you had a 6 pack? Take some of that goddamned $500k or whatever you have saved up, put some damned equipment in this basement, and quit being a faggot"

Just like that you got your own private gym

 

[InfamousICON]

I just need to stop being a lazy fuck and take the 2 mile drive. My gym is open 24 hours too, so I can go whenever.

$20 a month ain't shit for a good gym. They got deep tissue massage chairs and massage water tables too lol

 

[BUTCHER 206]

I just need to stop being a lazy fuck and take the 2 mile drive. My gym is open 24 hours too, so I can go whenever.

$20 a month ain't shit for a good gym. They got deep tissue massage chairs and massage water tables too lol

theres a la fitness here that i could shoot straight to from the freeway coming home from work, thinking about taking up swimming once it starts getting a little hotter

 

[gimmefreemusic]

 

[BUTCHER 206]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ct3n-yks5iw

what the hell is going on lol?

Why didn't they just shoot it with a tranquilizer, then leave some food there and get the fuck out of there. its a cougar its not going to feel violated its just goign to wake up be like "food" then go about its business

 

[BUTCHER 206]

maybe tranquilizers are too expensive or something

 

[gimmefreemusic]

what the hell is going on lol?

Why didn't they just shoot it with a tranquilizer, then leave some food there and get the fuck out of there. its a cougar its not going to feel violated its just goign to wake up be like "food" then go about its business

Kinda what I wondered but I seen a comment saying that you cant tranquilize an animal and leave it unattended because it cant defend itself and the dosage could be fatal.

Id definitely find some alternative to what they did tho lol

Crazy to think lions are twice that size and tigers 3 times lol

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Kinda what I wondered but I seen a comment saying that you cant tranquilize an animal and leave it unattended because it cant defend itself and the dosage could be fatal.

Id definitely find some alternative to what they did tho lol

Crazy to think lions are twice that size and tigers 3 times lol

they could just park a little bit aways

I dunno i guess they've probably done this a bunch of times and this is the best way probably