first, clear the room to give you plenty of space to work with.
Proceed to use the nearest flammable household liquid (gasoline siphoned from your gas tank work great, but I prefer Everclear at times.
Pour chosen liquid in a pile in tee center of the bed, dont be stingy, keep pouring.
now youll need an ignition source, i always liked flickin a blunt roach amd aimimg for the middle of the puddle of gasoline.
Step back and close the door, wait about 20 minutes before checkin it or calling the fire dept.
now draft a letter to Sleep Number explaining the fire that was caused by their faulty product, and how you barely survived the disaster. Send them pictures of the damage and a good sob story about how this has scarred your family for life and given you nightmares, caused you to become an alcoholic and now this incident is threatening your marriage.
6-8 weeks later you should have the crew from Extreme Home Makeover showing up at your door ready to get down
it should work