** Official Jersey Shore Thread **
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But thats not what he did though...he walked around Italy by himself mad....f--k that.....he didnt holla at no hoes or nothing..lol...
They should just go their separate ways...Snookie doesnt know what being a classy or a even reserved girlfriend means....its his fault for wifing the chick....he's an idiot for that...she just an idiot period...
They should just go their separate ways...Snookie doesnt know what being a classy or a even reserved girlfriend means....its his fault for wifing the chick....he's an idiot for that...she just an idiot period...
J Woww is horrible now...I know she got a boyfriend so she's calmed down, but she's boring and she f--ked up whatever decent face she had before....her yitties are still on point though...
Deena isnt giving up any a--..I want to see someone bang her back out...somebody should be hitting that lil thickness...put a sock in her mouth and bag over her head if you have to....just saying...
Sammy is attractive but she has a weak personality...other than her looks, she has nothing going for her....
Snooki is Snooki...lol...
Deena isnt giving up any a--..I want to see someone bang her back out...somebody should be hitting that lil thickness...put a sock in her mouth and bag over her head if you have to....just saying...
Sammy is attractive but she has a weak personality...other than her looks, she has nothing going for her....
Snooki is Snooki...lol...
I kind of thought Snookie was cool before this season.
She is probably the nastiest, most annoying cunt on tv. If dude stays with her after she boned Vinnie he will be one sorry ass man. He's already semi-retarded just for being with her in the first place.
Prediction: The next episode will end right when Snookie starts attacking Mike. This show is so awful about showing a sick clip of the next weeks episode but the clip is the last 10 seconds of that episode.
She is probably the nastiest, most annoying cunt on tv. If dude stays with her after she boned Vinnie he will be one sorry ass man. He's already semi-retarded just for being with her in the first place.
Prediction: The next episode will end right when Snookie starts attacking Mike. This show is so awful about showing a sick clip of the next weeks episode but the clip is the last 10 seconds of that episode.
I foreal laughed for 5 minutes til I was crying at this clown Jionni. The cause-and-effect chain of events was hilarious. Humor me for a second while I relive this shit (my thoughts in parathensis)
1. Dude leaves his girl at the club cuz she's way outta pocket (pussy move but I guess he kinda had to do something
2. Walks around Florence to the train station and calls his Mom to change his flight plans so he can immediately dip (Mom still bailin this dude out like it's a 3rd grade field trip)
3. He then apologizes to Snooki and say he's sorry (This is a huge L for those keeping score at home)
4. Snooki breaks it off with him for tryin to reason with her
5. Snooki begs Vinny to beat guts and he obliges.
That was a how to guide on how to allow your bitch to humiliate the shit outta you in front of 10 million viewers. Only way that trip could have went worse is if this fool Sitch had put feet on him.
I'm still chuckling.
1. Dude leaves his girl at the club cuz she's way outta pocket (pussy move but I guess he kinda had to do something
2. Walks around Florence to the train station and calls his Mom to change his flight plans so he can immediately dip (Mom still bailin this dude out like it's a 3rd grade field trip)
3. He then apologizes to Snooki and say he's sorry (This is a huge L for those keeping score at home)
4. Snooki breaks it off with him for tryin to reason with her
5. Snooki begs Vinny to beat guts and he obliges.
That was a how to guide on how to allow your bitch to humiliate the shit outta you in front of 10 million viewers. Only way that trip could have went worse is if this fool Sitch had put feet on him.
I'm still chuckling.