Chuck Norris

[mrtonguetwista]

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open

 

[AdolfOliverBush]

The helicopter was invented after Chuck Norris was observed doing 8 roundhouse kicks per second.

 

[Grapes Of Wrath]

fuck chuck norris.
zionist pig.

 

[AdolfOliverBush]

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only 3 moves.

 

[numba2stunna]

If I wanted Karate I would watch Kung Fu Hustle... as for best Chuck Norris.... Lone Wolf McQuade... when he gets his ass beat down and buried alive...

 

[AdolfOliverBush]

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

 

[Chuy Savedra]

There is no such thing as a lesbian. just women who haven't met Chuck Norris

 

[AdolfOliverBush]

Chuck Norris eats a bowl of diamonds every morning for breakfast.

 

[Shiro480]

yea, chuck norris sucks

 

[mrtonguetwista]

 

[AdolfOliverBush]

Chuck Norris ate a whole birthday cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper inside.

 

[JONNNYBLZ]

Chuck Norris picks his teeth with other peoples teeth.


I was given a Chuck Norris facts calendar for my birthday and it's made my year so far.

 

[savage]

Chuck Norris doesn't need a weapon, he is one!

 

[Lawz 2760]

^^^ Was waiting for someone to say sidekicks


lol at this thread

 

[savage]

for some reason, i really didn't mind that movie lol

 

[kooserkilla]

SIDEKICK THE MOVIE IS THE SHIT , WITH CHUCK NORRIS IN IT LOL.

 

[savage]

i like the part when the bully rips his magazine with Chuck on the cover, in half, like it was suppose to be intimidating or something lol

 

[AZ BOSS]

This thread had me rollin for a minute hahahaa!

'missing in action' was the shieet! lol

 

[AdolfOliverBush]

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He just stares at them until they give him the information.

 

[kooserkilla]

i like the part when the bully rips his magazine with Chuck on the cover, in half, like it was suppose to be intimidating or something lol

LOL yeah. Shit was funny when that barry kid would daydream he was getting torchered and those chains are wrapping aroung his gut and he is looking at chuck say he cant hold on, lmao like chuck norris is gunna do something LMAO