Chuck Norris

[ATF]

What was his best movie??? One where he does some martial arts

 

[Gas One]

this thread is wack

i wont even say why lets just say its wack

 

[infinity]

like his first one w/ bruce lee. yeah now shut up its wack son

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

lol go watch some texas ranger...


















edit:wait, are you serious?

 

[Gas One]

chuck norris got his white ass kicked by bruce lee in that movie

if you talkin bout the one where chuck norris tried to go out the dirty way and had the broken bottle and got mollywhopped

tryna test a g like lee

he got owned in that shit
so owned that i pretty much lost all respect for chuck norris at that moment as a kid, even though it was just a movie

didnt he like...backflip kick him or some wild ass shit?

dont mind me i took kung fu akido and taekwondo as a kid :/

 

[50cal]

when you enter the octagon you belong to KiO..

 

[infinity]

yeah fa sho. chuck norris as a whole equals like a legendary savage joke. he really does have skills but it all seems funny tho haaaa

 

[Gas One]

bruce lee owning white people (robert wall)
i mistook this for norris

yeah norris is a hella joke...lol @ his karate 'action' jeans line
never know when you gotta front kick a nigga at the club in some high ass wranglers, dont wanan split ya pants

 

[GHP]

When i think chuck norris i think of the 100s of hilarious internet jokes about him

 

[infinity]

it would be hilarious tho to high kick a mu'fucka standing in line at the club yelling hella martial art phrases

 

[JReezelle]

i heard chuck wuz really az good az bruce in real life

you heard wrong mayn!

 

[Gas One]

LOL @ chuck bieng as good as bruce lee.

supposedly bruce lee jumped over a 8 ft wall on some moon boot shit.

it might even have been 10 feet, i forget the whole story...it was in front of hella people and press

 

[servnu151]

his best moviE is when Bruce Lee stomped on ole boyee and pulled his chest hairs out!


WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

[infinity]

hahaha

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

chuck norris is way too awesome for any of yall sucka ass niggas

 

[Gas One]

lol

if you think norris was iller than bruce lee you heard that from a white person

straight up

 

[infinity]

*pulls the conan walker texas ranger lever*

 

[MRTHECOSE]

bruce lee trained norris..and the movie where they fought was return of the dragon and the roman coliseum idea was lee's idea

 

[Toro]

The Dragon>>>The Beard

 

[Gas One]

even suggesting chuck norris is better than lee is insane if you know the history of both