take a photo of yourself talking on the phone but looking into the camera (so your not really talking on the phone, just pretending) and then post it up on the siccness by getting a buddy of yours to start a topic called "Minwage has been ballin on yall suckers new pics inside" then proceed to tell us to step our game up. Also make sure it's a white person that starts the topic, also make sure they say 'nigga' alot and talk 'black' even though they are 100% white it's good to say you have some black in you, wether it's multiple dicks or not you can still claim you are black.
Sound good?