you thinkI would have learned...

[Nuttkase]

I was contacted about my face being used here.

 

[Dirt E. Needlez]

Sheeps Milk Manchego is pretty damn good, even though it looks old and rotten..hey are you supposed to eat that hard crusty shit around the cheese?

my motel room smells like weed, licorice,beer and cinnamon.

im not going to shit for 3 days after eating all this cheese

 

[Gas One]

lol no you aint supposed to eat that although you can

 

[Dirt E. Needlez]

i thought it tasted funny...

 

[DeceptaKhan]

its wax,but the layer behind the wax and before the regular cheese is the best,semi hard stuff.it aint gonna kill you though

 

[PhantomOfFunk]

why did you buy so much salt?

 

[Dirt E. Needlez]

cause it was all different colors and shit, had herbs and shit mixed in with it and i aint never seen black flakes of salt before, shit looks like black meth.

maybe thats how i can pay for the damages...

 

[TheVille31]

that has got to be the gayest list of foods i ever seen

fire

 

[short]

lol

 

[Talus]

wtf were you planning on making is my question... and yes hole foods is expensive as shit. but they do got some bomb ass produce in there and there deli is on point.

 

[Pak Dan]

HAHAHHAHAHAHA

 

[Ne Obliviscaris]

wtf were you planning on making is my question....

...

 

[Dirt E. Needlez]

I didn't have a plan I was just pickin up random shit

Now I'm high and hungry and sick of this cheese, ate all the ice cream
I don't feel like drivin and all the delivery shit is closed

What can I make with salt, coconut oil, tea and shit..some evaporated and condensed milk
Water I got water
I got a microwave

 

[Dirt E. Needlez]

I didn't have a plan I was just pickin up random shit

Now I'm high and hungry and sick of this cheese, ate all the ice cream
I don't feel like drivin and all the delivery shit is closed

What can I make with salt, coconut oil, tea and shit..some evaporated and condensed milk
Water I got water
I got a microwave

 

[dizzlemacem]

Damn....hahahahahahahaha

Great story, Needlez.

 

[shirmstick]

I didn't have a plan I was just pickin up random shit

Now I'm high and hungry and sick of this cheese, ate all the ice cream
I don't feel like drivin and all the delivery shit is closed

What can I make with salt, coconut oil, tea and shit..some evaporated and condensed milk
Water I got water
I got a microwave

Salty coconut tea milk. lol

 

[marty50]

get a hooker on craigslist and slurp it out her vag. her vag must have some proiten or nutritional contnet.

 

[Hood06]

great story, that list is ridiculous. i've been hella cooking after smoking lately. this morning for breakfast at a buddies house, i made an omelette with cheese, diced tomatoes and green pepper, and then some cheesy fried potatoes along with sliced strawberries sprinkled with sugar. best summer breakfast ever.

after that i power washed a deck. power washing is my new favorite thing to do. who doesn't like spraying highly pressurized water? call me easily entertained if you want, but shit...

 

[Defy]

lmao @ this foo getting like 4 different flavors of salt

 

[Gas One]

salt has flavors?

forreal,?? not just 'salt flavor'??