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see,my son is my pride and joy..he is polite, respectful and he minds his mother and i while still maintaining good grades as well as playin sports at a varsity level.. he is easy to talk to and i honestly feel that he is wise beyond his age and will be driven to make it successful at whatever he chooses when he becomes an adult in a few years. What is a good excuse I can make up to kick him out my house because I caught my girlfriend lookin at his dick when he came out the shower when his towel dropped on accident ....and i don't trust that hoe alone wit him cause she's a slut!!!
goddamn. between this and dalis most recent posts, the bar for quality of posts is seriously being raised...well done guys..well done.

as for the excuse...just be honest with the kid. tell him you dont want him living at home anymore cause your slut girlfriend will probably eat his dick. let him know she has aids from being a slut and you dont want him to get it too and ruin all the potential he has in life. kinda like a i dont want you to make the same mistakes your old man made type talk...followed by "so get the fuck outta here!!"
 
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Ok but all I'm saying is: me and my girlfriend have a wonderful relationship,I love her dearly,we do the most entertaining things,she's smart, beautiful and a joy to be around, I've supported her in her ups and downs and she has been there for me when I had nothing.... and constantly supports my career giving 100% support and encouragement.

after being together for years i've decided that i want to spend the rest of my life wit her,but how can I have her take these pills and make her think it's vitamins or something without her suspecting that it's really to cure the 2 STD's I gave her (that she don't know about yet) ????

help me yall
 
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Ok but all I'm saying is: me and my girlfriend have a wonderful relationship,I love her dearly,we do the most entertaining things,she's smart, beautiful and a joy to be around, I've supported her in her ups and downs and she has been there for me when I had nothing.... and constantly supports my career giving 100% support and encouragement.
it sounds like you got a great son and a great gf, maybe u should hook them up and leave the house yourself