D@mn, I Caught That B1tch Out...
Wow, Shit is crazy yo.....As some of you ic fiends may know from previous threads, me and my wife have a turbulent marraige of 6 months to say the least. There is trust issues and alot of coldness existing in the relationship which leads to us accusing each other and alot of love being rejected by both sides because were never happy at the same time.
So since we been married, shit has been stressing me out, work fucks with my mood too and life just became too predictable. A couple weeks back i decided to change that and went out to the carribean for a week, stayed in a fly hotel, party every night (no i didnt holla at no bitch).....but i aint go with my wife, i had told her my phone bill wasnt paid so thats why it was switched off and im staying out my moms for a week till she leaves the country.
Fast forward to this weekend, im calling her all sunday, i had a game so i wasnt going get back till the evening. Im on my way back still tryna get hold of her, no response. About 15 minutes later i get a voicemail on my phone which lasts of around 2 minutes. It's her and some dude giving her ab excersize tips and running through those excersizes with her, they sound mad friendly......she must have dialled me by mistake.
That's when i got my thug on, i was in switchmode, i txt her straight away im coming over and that nigga dead who over. She finally responded like wtf is up, i told her about the voicemail, she start laughing saying it's her best friend from jamaica, her country of birth who is over with some other peeps and they just chillin. Im like nahh i dont believe that shit yo, i aint born in 2009, so she was like speak to him, dude comes on the phone after hearing me getting mad and is like ' yo come home to your wife man ', im like yo 'get the fuck out my house', dude passes the phone back (shook 1) and she's like 'why you getting mad at him for'. Apparently she is friends with his girlfriend who is pregnantly currently too.
So i get there and no sign of that bitch ass nigga who i was ready to body for tryna come up in my home, i start packing my things, she starts defending herself saying it's nothing. Note she is looking frikkin good, make up on, tight bottoms so her ass stick out. I take a few moments to think things through, she hugging me saying dont be upset, dont leave.....10 minutes later we fucking.......however after i nut i realised this shit was just too messed up to believe.
I keep telling her im leaving...but then re-taking my words.....i got other bitches waiting for me take out the condom and smash but i dont know. I love this chick, but this shit is too disrespectful & shady right????
DAMN I JACKED THIS FROM THE IC. I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS HILARIOUS. I KNOW MOST OF YALL WONT READ IT BECAUSE ITS SO LONG BUT ITS HELLA FUNNY. COME HOME TO YOUR WIFE IS ETHER.
Wow, Shit is crazy yo.....As some of you ic fiends may know from previous threads, me and my wife have a turbulent marraige of 6 months to say the least. There is trust issues and alot of coldness existing in the relationship which leads to us accusing each other and alot of love being rejected by both sides because were never happy at the same time.
So since we been married, shit has been stressing me out, work fucks with my mood too and life just became too predictable. A couple weeks back i decided to change that and went out to the carribean for a week, stayed in a fly hotel, party every night (no i didnt holla at no bitch).....but i aint go with my wife, i had told her my phone bill wasnt paid so thats why it was switched off and im staying out my moms for a week till she leaves the country.
Fast forward to this weekend, im calling her all sunday, i had a game so i wasnt going get back till the evening. Im on my way back still tryna get hold of her, no response. About 15 minutes later i get a voicemail on my phone which lasts of around 2 minutes. It's her and some dude giving her ab excersize tips and running through those excersizes with her, they sound mad friendly......she must have dialled me by mistake.
That's when i got my thug on, i was in switchmode, i txt her straight away im coming over and that nigga dead who over. She finally responded like wtf is up, i told her about the voicemail, she start laughing saying it's her best friend from jamaica, her country of birth who is over with some other peeps and they just chillin. Im like nahh i dont believe that shit yo, i aint born in 2009, so she was like speak to him, dude comes on the phone after hearing me getting mad and is like ' yo come home to your wife man ', im like yo 'get the fuck out my house', dude passes the phone back (shook 1) and she's like 'why you getting mad at him for'. Apparently she is friends with his girlfriend who is pregnantly currently too.
So i get there and no sign of that bitch ass nigga who i was ready to body for tryna come up in my home, i start packing my things, she starts defending herself saying it's nothing. Note she is looking frikkin good, make up on, tight bottoms so her ass stick out. I take a few moments to think things through, she hugging me saying dont be upset, dont leave.....10 minutes later we fucking.......however after i nut i realised this shit was just too messed up to believe.
I keep telling her im leaving...but then re-taking my words.....i got other bitches waiting for me take out the condom and smash but i dont know. I love this chick, but this shit is too disrespectful & shady right????
DAMN I JACKED THIS FROM THE IC. I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS HILARIOUS. I KNOW MOST OF YALL WONT READ IT BECAUSE ITS SO LONG BUT ITS HELLA FUNNY. COME HOME TO YOUR WIFE IS ETHER.
