I have alil story of being approached by a walking manatee.
Back in 99 my boys were into the party line. I would listen on speaker
while they talk shit about other hoods and try to get bitches. This dude
named willy got sum bitch with a sexy voice and sounding all freaky. So
after he begs me and says she down for a train. Im like ok u and herse
fuck her. i take u(that shit aint for me to unsanitary).. let me say i heard her say over the phone she had a body like j-lo and she'll suck all night. just got finished wit sum dude and she wants more. so i drive to block and outside this dim lit street comes this bohemoth walking manatee/ wild boar who sum how walks up right!!!! i start laughing at my boys and said get out and have fun fuckers... they like "go ! go! go !" i say nope taht aint right u called your selfs romeo and juliet on the phone your destin to be together. so she walks up to the window very slowly and my boys are just devestated.. so i peeled out right when she got to the door. gravel dirt all that in the trail i left behind... it looked like a movie...
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we were rolling laughing our ass off the whole way home i dropped them fags off after we smoked and i went home. beat it like michael jackson and crashed.. the end
Back in 99 my boys were into the party line. I would listen on speaker
while they talk shit about other hoods and try to get bitches. This dude
named willy got sum bitch with a sexy voice and sounding all freaky. So
after he begs me and says she down for a train. Im like ok u and herse
fuck her. i take u(that shit aint for me to unsanitary).. let me say i heard her say over the phone she had a body like j-lo and she'll suck all night. just got finished wit sum dude and she wants more. so i drive to block and outside this dim lit street comes this bohemoth walking manatee/ wild boar who sum how walks up right!!!! i start laughing at my boys and said get out and have fun fuckers... they like "go ! go! go !" i say nope taht aint right u called your selfs romeo and juliet on the phone your destin to be together. so she walks up to the window very slowly and my boys are just devestated.. so i peeled out right when she got to the door. gravel dirt all that in the trail i left behind... it looked like a movie...
we were rolling laughing our ass off the whole way home i dropped them fags off after we smoked and i went home. beat it like michael jackson and crashed.. the end
