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LurccH918 said:
the Mac Dre maybe but Lynch will turn a hoe off real quick, trust me on that one
true for the most part, but I was datin this blonde bitch back last summer right... an whenever she'd get in my car we'd be listening to whatever I was bumpin an then she'd ask if we could put in one of my Lynch cd's...
First time I was super shocked like 'u know who brotha lynch is?' but thats before I really got to know all about her... she grew up in s. sac an has older brothers so she was wise to the babykilla... Bitch was dope though, an the fact that she liked my kinda music made me even more attracted to her

...k nuff with my story, wheres the picture of this bitch!?!
 
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REDRUM559 said:
theyll be like WTF

baby nuts

pussy guts

and then im not gonna get pussy

I dont think you'll get pussy regardless :lick:

but listen her bruh :cool:

once the year passes that your here...and you can get in to I-candy

ill hook you up with some vids that are gonna teach what to do with the

vagina...Techniques....how it looks like...all that good stuff


because im prety sure you're still gonna be a virgin with all that game I just read from the first post



but hey ! dont beat your "bitch" to hard !
 
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^^straight up

i came here

saw this lame ass thread...

asked the cat how old he was ...came back to get an answer

the shit turned 17 pages :eyecross:
 
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@REDRUN post up ur girls Myspace

and listen to skoooolin, thats why they call him that, cause he be skoooolin virgins in the art of using ur "bitch" and sticking it in a "bastard" i learned all my tricks at I-Candy

bastard =vagina

bitch=penis now if u missed his earlier post
 
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LurccH918 said:
but if u want to practice REDRUM heres what u do

Step.1 get a condom a towel and some lotion or baby oil which ever u prefer

Step 2. put the lube in the condom

Step3. roll the towel up like a joint

Step4. insert the condom in the middle of ur towel

and there u have it REDRUM instant jail pussy
yeah listen to Cesolito and remember what i told ya, that way you"ll be ready
 
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i know some beaner ass mufuckas that pull hella blondes n whatever... definately possible some white bitches be on that ricky martin shit. but whatever just dont let her get too expensive on ya b4 u get the pussy
 
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