Would you fuck Paris Hilton (Honest Answer)?

[Gas One]

i wouldnt fuck paris hilton.

she looks like she smells like celery sticks and peanut butter

these threads are odd to me..like dont yall get ass? or do you just have fantasies of fucking celebrities? i mean, are you not smashing better looking women?

if not..why not?

all you have to do is go outside and you will find tons of women that outdo all these chicks yall are makin threads about..

 

[jay deuce]

so wear a fucking condom. shit...

Rubbers can't stop the herp

 

[0594_1Q]

Ban

Por favor

OMG NO DONT BANZ ME I IZ SICC 4 LIFE.

 

[Gas One]

and then its like, didnt yall see the paris hilton porn? what about that made you say "hell yeah i wanna hit that"

what, so she can call me a dirty nigger or some shit during sex?

 

[infinity]

HorrorNetwrk=Carlos

 

[0594_1Q]

IF U BAN ME I IZ MIZERABLE 4 LIFE I CANT CHAT AND DISCUSS RETARTED TOPIX LIKE THEZE U KNOW IM SAYIN DAWG. THIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

 

[0594_1Q]

LAWL WHITE DEVIL I IZ SORRY U ARE MASTA NERD. I WISH I HAD POSTS LIKE U THEN ILL GET SOME RESPEKT HERE ON THIS BOARD. YADAMEAN? I AM LOOZER I CANT BE LIKE YALL. WILL U GUYZ LOVE ME PLEASE IM DYING TO BE ACSEHPTED. U KNOW?

 

[0594_1Q]

OK IM DONE

 

[0594_1Q]

LOL

 

[Gas One]

yeah cuz i was just gonna quote one of your coherent posts..lol

 

[I AM]

fuck no. she's nasty.

 

[Norcal916]

nope one cuz she way to skinny and needs some thickness to her (think sara jay) two she aint got no tittys and three she juss aint old enuff fa me gotta be older than me

 

[pistoleroX4]

I'd let her stick a Q-TIP down my pee hole, but thats about it.

 

[carl winslow]

yes. i dont even think shes that hot....id say shes kinda hot...but yes i would, wouldnt even think twice about it

 

[nonfiCKtion]

ILL FUCK AND THEN I'LL BE ALL IN HER PURSE.

 

[Gas One]

1. those sayin they wouldnt... ARE GAY

or maybe...just maybe...we already get better ass than paris...

why are yall with scum-low standards calling people gay because they wouldnt fuck something you would?

quite possibly were just content with the pussy we get right now, and paris is a step down

im tryna figure out why on the subject of paris, for some reason people arent factoring things in such as taste, or opinion...

i mean shes not halle berry. its not like were talking about some unbelievably beautiful woman that everyone on earth would fuck. were talkign about a skinny ass aloof airheaded ass white chick whos porn video shows she couldnt suck a dick if her life depended on it.

let alone she was on that "nigger" shit....as a black man im not fuckin with no white chick that openly calls people niggers...

 

[Gas One]

I'd call you gay if you didnt want to fuck this:

and im not even into white girls...but thats something everyone can agree on
paris hilton, muuuuuch less.

nicole ritchie seems like much more of a freak
paris seems like a prude (well, im basing this on the simple life show)

 

[B-San]

^ If you hit that bear before busting, would you say "autobots pull out!"?

 

[MataSkonkas]

I MIGHT DONK THE BITCH.....BUT SHE WOULDNT GET AWAY BEFORE I PUNCHED HER IN THE FACE AND BROKE HER NOSE.....

 

[Gas One]

^ If you hit that bear before busting, would you say "autobots pull out!"?

LMAO!
shit, i might not even pull out. :|

on some autobots engage!

she could definatley get the "oh...fuck..i forgot.....sorry?"