worst present to get your kid for christmas
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I hated getting socks for Christmas. I always got socks as a kid, and now I still get them as a joke. lol Or sweaters. I hate sweaters. Put a hood on it and I'll wear it, though. haha
I'm a pretty grateful person, so it is what it is. If you can't afford some expensive stuff but still honor me wit ha gift, I'm happy.
I have been very blessed to have grown up in a family that tries to please people, so I don't really remember anything else that was totally boring.
I'm a pretty grateful person, so it is what it is. If you can't afford some expensive stuff but still honor me wit ha gift, I'm happy.
I have been very blessed to have grown up in a family that tries to please people, so I don't really remember anything else that was totally boring.
Hold up, I remembered a few things.
My brother and his wife use to get me and my little sister matching sweaters, t-shirts, etc. from Children's Hospital in LR where they worked, and I hated that shit.
It's been years since I've gotten that shit, but a couple days ago he told me and my sister we were getting the same thing again for Christmas and I popped off "Matching hospital sweaters just for us?!?!" and he got pissed. LMAO
My brother and his wife use to get me and my little sister matching sweaters, t-shirts, etc. from Children's Hospital in LR where they worked, and I hated that shit.
It's been years since I've gotten that shit, but a couple days ago he told me and my sister we were getting the same thing again for Christmas and I popped off "Matching hospital sweaters just for us?!?!" and he got pissed. LMAO
Also, my older sister gifts framed pictures of her family every fucking year. lol
I live like two miles from her, so that shit doesn't even make sense to me.
My mom finally bought her a huge picture collage for Christmas a couple years back and now she doesn't gift family pictures as often as she use to.
I live like two miles from her, so that shit doesn't even make sense to me.
My mom finally bought her a huge picture collage for Christmas a couple years back and now she doesn't gift family pictures as often as she use to.
holy shit that was the meanest things ive ever seen
BUT
we have to take into account 2 things:
1 - the kids hair
2 - the laughter of joy and vengeance coming from what sounded to be the uncle in the background
those two things suggest to me that the kid might be one of those real asshole dipshit dennis the menace kids whos mean to people and always likes to fuck shit up for no reason. kids with ridiculous hair like that tend to be that way. and the way the uncle was laughing it was like "yeah you little bitch!...thought it was funny when you slashed my tires last month!...now whos laughin!!!"
either way that family is horrible and that kids gonna grow up to be a psychopath
at least he didnt get:
the harry potter nimbus 2000 witches broomstick which vibrates when held
1) may turn your male child into a faggot (see above)
2) teenage daughter will love it, think montana fishburne.
3) wife will love it, possible sex toy for halloween, or really be offended that you thought of that
BUT
we have to take into account 2 things:
1 - the kids hair
2 - the laughter of joy and vengeance coming from what sounded to be the uncle in the background
those two things suggest to me that the kid might be one of those real asshole dipshit dennis the menace kids whos mean to people and always likes to fuck shit up for no reason. kids with ridiculous hair like that tend to be that way. and the way the uncle was laughing it was like "yeah you little bitch!...thought it was funny when you slashed my tires last month!...now whos laughin!!!"
either way that family is horrible and that kids gonna grow up to be a psychopath
at least he didnt get:
the harry potter nimbus 2000 witches broomstick which vibrates when held
1) may turn your male child into a faggot (see above)
2) teenage daughter will love it, think montana fishburne.
3) wife will love it, possible sex toy for halloween, or really be offended that you thought of that
geea, i remeber when i was litttle, my great great grandma gave me a sweater with a gay azz bright christmas tree in the front. lol. i was like 9-10 already, an the sweater was like for a 5-6 yr old. nawamsaying.lol i remeber looking at it then looking at my folx like whut tha fucc??? am i pose to wear this shit. lol fucc aye. my grandma was hella old tho,enehow r.i.p grandma millie. love ya mayne
this worst present i ever got excluding that weird ass fucking bread shit w the walnuts and the lil fruit shit in it that old people give other people during Xmas (forgot what its called, that shit is HORRIBLE) oh, fucking fruitcakes...FUCKING DISGUSTING..thats why people get called fruitcakes
runner up worst gift to me ever was this CD
i dont know what the fuck my cousin was thinking when he bought me that stupid ass shit. i left it in my closet for something like 7 years and eventually gave it to grapes of wrath when we were roomates, completely wrapped in shrinkwrap still
i had not gone through my shiny suit era/jiggy/willenium phase as of yet..then i started eating dxm.. and i started liking early bad boy shit....that and my beach boys and billy ocean phase...were easily the worst music moments of my lifetime..and i hope it never happens again
if im not mistaken i remember vaguely attempting to explain to grapes of wrath that loon was the shit.... :shakes head, lebronsadface: loon is fucking trash
he had a total of 1/2 a slap though...that made his career worth it
cuzcuz made up for the gay ass present with cypress hill live at the fillmore cd next year, which was pretty dope
runner up worst gift to me ever was this CD
i dont know what the fuck my cousin was thinking when he bought me that stupid ass shit. i left it in my closet for something like 7 years and eventually gave it to grapes of wrath when we were roomates, completely wrapped in shrinkwrap still
i had not gone through my shiny suit era/jiggy/willenium phase as of yet..then i started eating dxm.. and i started liking early bad boy shit....that and my beach boys and billy ocean phase...were easily the worst music moments of my lifetime..and i hope it never happens again
if im not mistaken i remember vaguely attempting to explain to grapes of wrath that loon was the shit.... :shakes head, lebronsadface: loon is fucking trash
he had a total of 1/2 a slap though...that made his career worth it
cuzcuz made up for the gay ass present with cypress hill live at the fillmore cd next year, which was pretty dope
I remember being at a big church function last year and seeing this black dude behind me like two rows and I kept thinking "who the fuck is that guy?". My little sister turned around and looked at him and said "That's Mase... Well, he's 'Pastor Mase' now. haha"
When church was over, I gave the dude the look like "i know who you are" and he returned with the "Don't tell nobody I'm here" look. lol
Priceless.
When church was over, I gave the dude the look like "i know who you are" and he returned with the "Don't tell nobody I'm here" look. lol
Priceless.