WORST DATE EVER!! LMAO!!

[Mr. Nice Guy]

I am reading it.

 

[MRTHECOSE]

lol @ all the fucktards that wont read this. you know damn well it's not because they "don't want to" but rather because reading a 5 paragraph story is too daunting a task for these illiterate idiots.

its because when they read to themselves the voice in their head stutters

 

[FDS]

lol u guys gotta read that it gets HELLA funny after like the first 2 paragraphs hahahahahahah

 

[montroller510]

lmfao at the animated version...

 

[rmillerpacers31]

What the fuck is a pee bottle?

 

[NorthBay 415]

WTF is a pee bottle??

 

[Infamy Loc]

SHOULD HAVE TAKEN A SHIT AT THE COFFEE SHOP.........DUMB ASS THAT'S WHAT HE GETS HAHAHAHAHA.........

 

[BROWNDNA]

What the fuck is a pee bottle?

 

[thaslumz]

damn homie that some fucked up shit, literally lol

 

[smuggla]

the story was hilarious enough...then the animated version made me fucking literally lol for the past 5 mins straight...good shit.

 

[MOREBASS]

Hahahahaahahahaha! Good shit...that was pretty funny. I was crackin up about the shower part.

'You don't think we are having sex do you?'

'Yes we are'

 

[UNC]

lmao at the sweat drips and tears on the animated version...oh my thats ALL BAD!

 

[Sydal]

What kind of fuckin' retard can't piss and shit in the toilet at the same time? What the fuck is that?

 

[Ethereal]

For the first half maybe more it was boring and stupid as fuck, I started to regret reading it, but there is a point about 3/4 the way through that it becomes epic. From that point on it is hilarious.

 

[kingsix18]

I didn't think it was very funny...seems really farfetched to me.

 

[M BUTCHER 206]

All of this could have ****ing been prevented if I had just brought my goddamn pee bottles!!!

lol this retard had me dyin​

 

[savage]

Could have been prevented if his pussy ass wasn't scared to take a dump at public restrooms.

 

[Mari go DumB]

Hahahahaha
That really sucks if this really happened.

 

[Theezy]

SMH at this story. Its funny at parts ya, but nowhere near hilarious. Fucking fag brings pee bottles with him everywhere he goes? And this ONE time he doesnt, he ends up getting into the most rediculous shitty expereince ever? GTFO its all bullshit. I dont buy it for a second.

If it is true, hes the biggest dumb ass Iv seen. Why wouldnt u just shit in the toilet and let the piss get on the floor? If he really could only choose one or the other, Id def make sure Id get all the shit in the toilet and let the piss fall. Its much easier to clean up piss than shit.

 

[skitz]

man if that shit really happend lol thats pretty fucked up