What you want to do is pick something the person is bad at and then use that as their book title. For example: How to Jump High by (some white guy) or How to Play Hockey by (some black guy)...
Your the Faggot that has a man crush on me, you cant keep my name out of your cocksucker..look at you sittin there thinkin about me when your makin threads..how cute..your such a clown