Here's a momma joke that you might just like.. Yo momma so old I told her to act her age.......and the bitch died..Lol OMG that shit is so funny!!!!!!!}}
yer mom got 1 leg and swims in circles...
yer moms breath so bad when she yawns her teeth duck...
yer mom so fat she use hula hoops to hold up her socks...