** attempts to ruin a good joke **
BOB SHIMMEL-
"so I shit black the other day, & I knew something was wrong, so I put it in a ziplock bag & brought it to the hospital....I asked the nurse if this was normal, she said "Carrying your shit in a bag?...no."
"....I was worried....I called my dad up, & told him,...Dad, your never gonna believe this, but I just shit black...he said, "son, your never gonna believe this...but I'm in a meeting, & your on speakerphone"
LMAO!
BOB SHIMMEL IS THE SHIT.
& HIS DAUGHTER IS FUCKIN HOT.