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Chree

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Hitting a fucking deer?
I was driving 92 back from half moon bay, and where u come close to crystal springs (the resovoir), there was 2 fucking deer, they was running alongside my car @ 1st, and it kinda tripped me out, then i looked to my left and 1 of the motherfuckers pounced out into the street, and i hit the brakes and ducked like a bitch thinking it was a mountain lion or someshit trynna hop thru my window, then i put the gas back on when the deer is across and the other fucker jumps out and i gotta do it again, has any1 here hit a deer? and what kinda damage did it do to ur car? And did it fuck up the deer?
 
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haha...i actually hit a big ass deer driving up the angeles highway from L.A. going 2 palmdale at 3 in the morning,drunk as fuck.muthafucker woke me up.after i hit the fucker it fell down then got up and ran down the hill.i'm sure it died afterwerds cause that fool got hit fukin hard.
 
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No, I ran over a huge ass snake one night tho. I was coming back from the out in the bush and all of a sudden i saw this what I though was a big stick or some kind of log or something across the whole road (both lanes). And when I slowed down and came closer I realised it was a giant python streched across trying to cross. So I freaked hit the gas and ran it over. And it was huge coz I felt the big BUMPS as my wheels went over it.
 
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ive hit a deer here at work on 84 in between livermore and sunol.. actually he technically hit me.. he came out this gultch and was looking the other direction so i swerved out of its way but it didnt stop and hit my door panel leaving a fat scratch and dent from its antlers... but trust me.. THEY WILL fuck your car up very very bad.. they can also come thru the windshield and kill you if your going fast enough and your car is low enough to the ground...
 
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I was close to hitting one but luckily i didnt. I thought it was just one but that deer had two or three of his homies with him. I wouldnt want no deer messin' up my car like the one in "Tommy Boy"
 
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Chree said:
Hitting a fucking deer?
I was driving 92 back from half moon bay, and where u come close to crystal springs (the resovoir), there was 2 fucking deer, they was running alongside my car @ 1st, and it kinda tripped me out, then i looked to my left and 1 of the motherfuckers pounced out into the street, and i hit the brakes and ducked like a bitch thinking it was a mountain lion or someshit trynna hop thru my window, then i put the gas back on when the deer is across and the other fucker jumps out and i gotta do it again, has any1 here hit a deer? and what kinda damage did it do to ur car? And did it fuck up the deer?

Why did I thik of The Ring 2 when I read your post? Watch any weird tapes within the past week?
 

GHP

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that part in the ring 2 is hella freaky, i'd be hella scared if like 30 bucks started ramming my car!
 
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i almost hit a fuckin brand new leather recliner on I-5 ....we were on our way to a party in sac an im hitting the gas cuz im bout to merge then all of a sudden this big ass comfy looking couch is right in the middle of the road, so i pulled sum Gumball action an dodged that bitch...it was hella nice tho
 

I AM

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I've known quite a few people that have hit deers. More than likely if you hit them w/ the front of your car, they will fuck up your shit costing you at least a couple grand. And the deer WILL die...

Nice tactical driving though, deers can be fucking tricky, cause they get caught in headlights and sometimes they'll just panic, you can't tell what those little fuckers are going to do.
 
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my friend hit a deer on woodside rd right by woodside high school...we saw the mother run out and he slowed down but once she got across he was still going 45 or 50 and the baby ran out...something flew off and landed on top of the car...we went back and the neck was completely snapped and the legs were all broken...it was his old ass blazer so not much happened to the car...everyday for a week on my way to 280 i had to look at the deer on my way to work...its a pretty shitty feeling
 
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i almost hit a fuckin brand new leather recliner on I-5 ....we were on our way to a party in sac an im hitting the gas cuz im bout to merge then all of a sudden this big ass comfy looking couch is right in the middle of the road, so i pulled sum Gumball action an dodged that bitch...it was hella nice tho
ROFLMAO!

*WHIPES THE TEARS FROM HIS EYES*
 

pAc0

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living out in the boonies, i've almost managed to ran over every animal living in my area.....from big ass dogs(3 diff. times), a chicken, a raccoon, 2 squirrels, a few snakes, 2 cats,a few toads, a bird(this happened yesterday[wednesday] it flew right along my car and tried to go across my car but it got caught in my bumper and all i saw was feathers flyin everywhere), almost hit a cow, but luckily i've never came across a deer(knocks on wood).

but yeah hitting a deer is no joke.....
 
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deer will total out your car. i've never hit one, but known many people who have and i've been driving or a passenger during many close calls.

most recently driving home from seeing the coup in chi-town. i was assed out in the back seat when i was awaken by the car swerving violently. driver ended up splitting two dear. both were crossing the road and we ended up going between them. going probably 75 mph we'd have been fucked and so would his brand new chrysler 300
 
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haha at my school there is this substitute teacher known as "the deer killer". she hit a deer and put it in the trunk of her car. theres some whole story about it but I can't remember right now. all i know is she's one crazy bitch.
 

DJ Mark 7

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Kinda ironic but I hit one in my Impala years ago lol

stopped the car and was all freaked out cause I hate killing animals....then I saw him get up and run away....THEN I looked at the front of my car and was like "FUCK THAT DEER!!" lololol
 
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Chree said:
i hit the brakes and ducked like a bitch thinking it was a mountain lion or someshit trynna hop thru my window, then i put the gas back on when the deer is across and the other fucker jumps out and i gotta do it again


That is too Fuckin Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!
 
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I'll tell you, shit hits the fan if you hit a Javelina. Especially a pack of them. They are almost solid it seems. Although you can peel em off and take home the bacon. Coyotes too. A deer would do some serious damage. Especially like a big buck with fucking horns and shit. That shit will come through the windshield onto your lap.